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Boo the Dog, for whom a large portion of the web has a zeal that borders on sexual, just became the latest shill in the Beats by Dre money machine. Reminder: this animal makes more money than you do.
There’s no word as to whether you’ll be able to buy tiny dog-sized headphones like the ones Boo is modeling, and if so, if they will be as overpriced and lame as the human equivalent. But we do know what songs Boo listens to on these cans, as shared on Facebook:
morning alarm: abc … jackson 5
afternoon stroll: good day sunshine … the beatles
naptime: dream … priscilla ahn
serenade for buddy: the way i am … ingrid michaelson
serenade for human: “c” is for cookie … cookie monster
RIP Boo. [Boo the Dog's Facebook Internet Page]
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The dog looks like it has down syndrome
He’s a standard Pomeranian but they’ve shaved off most of his hair.
http://www.cutepuppiesforsale.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Teacup-Pomeranian-Puppies-For-Sale.jpg
That’s exactly why I can’t stand ‘Boo’. It’s just a normal Pomeranian that’s been butchered with a pair of scissors and turned into something that looks like a stuffed toy. Yes he’s cute, but so would a lot of animals if you fucked about with it.
So does your avatar.
Woah don’t diss Miffy, say shit about retarded looking useless dogs that should be dead but not Miffy.
Sorry… I was just saying… it has a slight look of… I’m deeply sorry for any offence caused
ermahgaahdd, your flower avatar looks so…
…You know who likes flowers? GIRLS.
That’s the point.
Also: GAYS!
You do realise that being a girl or gay isn’t actually classed as being a bad thing in a modern progressive society. Also you do realise that flowers are deeply perverted sex objects, as highlighted in a clip from my most favourite documentary, ‘The pervert’s Guide To Cinema’ by Slavoj Zizek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5yoqjABeBM
God I love that guy.
You know how i know you’re gay? you have a flower for an avatar
You know how I know I’m gay? I’ve got your Ma’s cock up my arse.
Your source being a dog’s facebook page = shit’s gone wrong.
Me reading an article about a dog wearing headphones, it’s source being a dog’s facebook page = shit just got real.
As a dog has much better hearing, they wouldn’t willingly buy a shite pair of Beats by Dre.
I had the misfortune to try on a pair of Br Dre Beats headphones recently, not the £100 pair that all the kids have, but the £300 top of the range ones.
They sucked. Like, they were terrible. Really bad. “Why do people buy these things?” I thought, but then I remembered. People are idiots.
I bought a pair of Phillips cans from Morissons, they aren’t great but with some EQ balance adjustments in windows they ended up sounding the right side of acceptable. They cost me £8.
WTF? someone turned Justin Bieber into a dog?
You know how I know you’re gay? You think Justin Bieber’s cute!
Au contraire, my vajazzling friend, you misunderstood my comparison. I was merely commenting on the similarities in appearance, not the subjective appeal of said teen idol.
ps
You know how I know you’re gay? your user name involves ironing
Are you two having a day off from youtube comments?
You know how I know you’re gay?
Gaydar.
Well, you know how I know you’re gay?
All those gay porno sites I’ve signed up to with your username! XD
What?!?!?! You signed me up to your blog?
I love Pomeranians and I like my beats too, but combining the two? I’m not convinced