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I can’t stop watching this video. This loveable guy came up with the genius idea to kill a gigantic spider on the wall with brass knuckles. Um, it doesn’t end well. Or well, it ends up exactly like how you would imagine. [YouTube]
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Yep, it ends up exactly as you’d imagine. Is that guy for real?
“Muuuuuuuum!”
I thought it would end with the spider running up his arm.
I’m disappointed.
It’s bad enough acting like a t**t and doing this, but to then post it online.
Attention seeker.
think this guy just needs attention
Ain’t got nothing on Aussie spiders (being in a car next to a large huntsman spider isn’t a great experience)
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6702/spiderbar.jpg
A health bar? Meh. That’s nothing.
http://comedybro-z.webs.com/photos/Comedy-Bro-z-Pic-Album/619-boss-spider-fuck-that-that-one-has-a-mana-bar1.jpg
http://comedybro-z.webs.com/photos/Comedy-Bro-z-Pic-Album/619-boss-spider-fuck-that-that-one-has-a-mana-bar1.jpg
Okay why the heck is giz removing the [] in my url link? Anyway, a better link.
http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/0591/2482_8ffa.jpeg
That’s a tiny fucking spider. When I was in Australia I came across TWO huntsmen, on separate occasions. Each about 25-30cm across.
Fuck trying to swat it, I grabbed the vacuum cleaner and sucked them up. Then I burned the vacuum cleaner and prayed to a tree.
See fuck the vacuum cleaner (not literally, unless that’s totally your thing…). An appropriate response to that would be to burn the house down. If they drag you into court for arson then you show them that picture then burn it in case the devil brings it back through the picture
The worst part was that it was hanging out above the door. I’d walked right under it.
Pussy!
They may be big, but they’re pretty much harmless. Most aussies are happy to have them in their house (exceptions are the bedroom and bathroom…) as they eat insects, especially mozzies.
You leave them alone, they leave you alone. But if you do have to move them, a large tupperware bowl and some paper will do the trick. Usually they leave on their own after a couple of days when the food supply runs out.
*shudder* is it obvious I don’t like spiders?
Huntsmen should be the very least of your spidery worries in Aus.. At least they’re easy to see!
Big hard man, killed a defenceless spider why not just put in cup and move it idiot I really hope karma pays you back.
He squashes a little spider < cruel, no need for it!!!!
A Truck squashes a evil bully < I'd rather see this!!!!!
He’s not the only one who kills spiders. I’m also sure if it was the other way round with us being smaller, spiders wouldn’t be so tolerant of us being in their territory. Not that I condone it or think he acted maturely or anything…
So how do you suggest killing them?
With fire!
But that’s just not as satisfying as squishing them
Are you sure you’re using enough fire?
Hmmm….maybe not..
The final reaction of ‘Muuuum!’ combined with the first image of ‘Handgunner’ magazine doesn’t bode well!
And also, that damage isn’t really that bad but what did he expect would happen? get a bit of polyfiller lad! (okay, quite a bit of polyfiller)
I’ve, er, done this. Put my fist through a plywood door when closing it a bit too vigorously.
Cut out the broken wood/plasterboard, make a piece of plywood that’s a bit larger than the hole, put no-more-nails adhesive around the edges, stick it to the inside of the hole and use polyfiller to smooth it out. Worked a treat.
Bosh …job’s a good ‘en! He should fix it up and learn some new skill.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.