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Betcha any amount of money that the furtherest phrase from Jamie Oliver’s mind when Alan Carr surprised him by shoving a vibrator in his mouth during a Chatty Man cook-off was “that’s pukka!” Take a look at the video below for 24 seconds of chuckles — believe me, it’s worth enduring the two prats for the pleasure of seeing the cockney TV chef spluttering in horror.
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Well, that happened….
There’s no getting around that, really.
The necessity for this to be on Gizmodo is beyond me, still it is partly hilarious.
“still it is partly hillarious” I think you clarified the necessity of it on your on sentence, plus vibrators are related to tech in some ways.
Not really. If someone was testing it out for Gizmodo’s tech reviews then I would understand
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Except here it is used to highlight a celeb chefs abject humiliation.
and a pink vibrator
Giz isn’t just for tech, I think Kat means it to have general stuff too.
Are you new here?
I’ve pretty much stopped replying to commenters who ask “why is this on Gizmodo?”, so thanks for fighting my battle, dude!
I’m not a ‘dude’
Sorry; I call everyone that — bad of me, I know
Ha ha that told you. I have the same habit and got a rollocking off one of my female friends so now I resort to ‘dudette’ just to piss her off. Which it does.
I’ve admitted it is partly hilarious. Even at first seeing J Oliver have a dildo rammed down his throat.
Who was it complaining that Kat never posts any articles?
LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!
Sam and Gary are both off today, so someone’s gotta do the dirty work. Sigh.
What’s even better is that it’s been promoted to the top story on the front page.
Was this your doing?!
I don’t dare watch this at work, but to be honest I think I can kinda work out what kind of road it goes down.
Yep. And yep.
I have now watched.
Cannot unwatch.
Curse you, Hannaford.
Although I’m sure as shit not watching a video titled “Jamie Oliver blow job” at work, well done on the tags! (better if it was ‘watch this dildo jamie oliver cooking’)
It’s a cooking segment. Honest!
I see Kat is now using Gizmodo as her own personal twitter to post random, stupid, unrelated things she finds online. This site becomes more trashy by the day.
Have to agree that posting this is pushing editorial privilege a bit far.
Jesus! lighten the f**k up!
If I’d had an edit button I would have added a wink to it but couldn’t be bothered to post a wink just on it’s own.
Jesus, f**k up.
These articles have always been a part of Gizmodo. Please check out ‘WTFridays’ tag and you’ll see many such random articles.
I think the anomaly here is you.
Like Prozac said — move on if it doesn’t interest you. I love the balls of a commenter who tries to tell the editor of a site something is “unrelated.” Good work.
Lol please tell me you re-read your reply after submitting it, realised you said “I love the balls” and then cried out for an edit button.
I love all balls. Every sperm is sacred.
http://goo.gl/RKKXn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
Oh my….
You’re right, who are we (I am not the only person who thought a pink dildo being rammed down a man’s throat wasn’t relevent) to disagree with what we want to read about. We are just the people who generate your revenue. I love the balls of an editor who posts dildo ramming videos on a website titled “Gizmodo: The Gadget Guide” while telling its readers “if you don’t like it, get the F out”. Next you will be calling people d*cks. Oh wait, you already did that.
Ha ha ha, ‘dildo ramming videos’. Jeez, you really are getting uppity about nothing more than a bit of fun on a gadget site. Incidentally………
Definition of gadget:
noun
a small mechanical device or tool, especially an ingenious or novel one.
Ahh, 2 people I can’t stand doing a completely staged gag which is allegedly “a bit saucy” because a sex toy was used. I think I’ll pass on this actually. Here is a much funnier YouTube video http://youtu.be/K0KXYygFpKo
OK, I WANT a tiger cub! By the way, how long do you think it took the cub to work out it could eat the annoying dog?
On a another matter, do you think the Nexus 4 will go ‘live’ for orders at 12.01 tonight or sometime later like 9am?
Don’t know. You are the third or fourth person to ask me that today. Even Google Customer services aren’t saying.
Ok, thought you might know as you seem to have your finger on the pulse normally.
It’s nice to see the Giz writers posting “personal interest” articles…
Jamie Oliver
Alan Carr
A big pink vibrator
Which one are you suggesting the writer has a personal interest in?
Comment of the day.
Cheers, my first!
+1
They’re all dicks.
but only one’s useful for the ladies
Is it Jamie Oliver because he can teach them how to cook properly?
I’m taking the 5th (yes I know it’s American) because I could be in a hole and digging downwards
I sense a gender bias here
I give it a month before this is the centre of a new Heston Blumenthal restaurant experience.
This reminds me of when I was at school and we left a huge penis shaped chocolate as a gift for one of our teachers, five of us got in trouble for it. What an ungrateful bastard.
Got to admit though, that’s pretty funny.
If this was Private Eye I’d cancel my subscription.
you do know there’s a red cross in the top right hand corner of your screen don’t you?
Push it to unsubscribe
not if you are using a mac
HTH
Never understood mac users (met one once though)!
or linux…
LOL, never met in real life anyone who admitted to Linux
Nobody “admits” to using Linux – we tell everyone we meet because it makes us look clever.
Linux, the “gateway” OS
Is this heat magazine?
YES.
then why are you posting such funny, obscure content that belongs somewhere like gizmodo?!
#FUCKDAH8TERS!!!1!
HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDS!!!!!
Haww…cracks me up every time. Wasn’t staged. IS hilarious.