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Apparently Rockstar was set to bust out another tantalising GTA V trailer, but was foiled by that pesky Sandy. Still, that hasn’t stopped it busting out some great-looking new posters, and some allegedly leaked details too.
We have no way of knowing whether these leaked deets are real, but they sound about on the money. You’ll apparently play as the 42-year-old Albert DeSilva, a half-American, half-Puerto Rican late-to-crime down-and-out kind of guy. There’ll be mini games (golf, tennis and surfing), characters from GTA IV will show up, and there should be car customisation in it too. Although you should take that all with a unhealthy helping of sodium chloride, it sure sounds plausible, like any good rumour should.
Anyway, I’m not sure what else you can glean from the posters other than there’ll be quad biking, and a rekindling of Love Fist maybe, but here they are, in all their stylistic-glory. [GameFaqs, CVG, Kotaku]
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Nothing like a little girl on girl.
“tets”
I’d like a more varied selection of hookers. Some of us have eclectic tastes. Also the option of picking up more than one would be good.
Just make a game about hookers and strip clubs and shooting people in the face.
I’d buy it….
I’d buy that for a dollar
Gosh that woman getting arrested is smoking hot. Only GTA makes me fancy cartoon women, loved the one licking a lollipop in GTA IV.
Just me who thinks that the 2nd poster could be an older CJ or Sweet?
I’m still certain from the last bikini poster and from the bottom poster in this article that Yvonne Strachovski is going to play a large part of the game.
Really hope the car customization is coming back loved making a suped up muscle car in San Andreas.
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No… have you
That’s the same blonde woman in another GTA 5 concept art picture. I reckon she is played by Yvonne Strahovski who has had previous game voice over experienced when she played Miranda in Msss Effect 2.
Mass
Exactly what I said!
is that cop the lady cop from Rookie Blue?