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The Japanese Jobs fanboys at Legend Toys absolutely nailed the face of the late Apple tycoon on its newest action figure. It’s a phenomenal job. But, quick question—why are his hands the size of skateboards?
Really! The stubble, the glasses, the nose—it’s like the toymakers scanned his face before he was sent to the Foxconn cryochamber. Bravo. Even the apple in his hand looks real. But those fingers are something out of a horror move. They’re tentacles. This is Tentacle Nightmare Steve Jobs.
AND HIS HANDS. They are not human. They are not of this earth. They are larger than his face. No hands are that big—even those of The Creator. Jonny Ive would spit on those hands.
At least they got that Steve Jobs ass down.
If you’d like to pre-order a Cyborg Prototype Steve Jobs Monster, you can do so here for around £125. But be careful: “final product appearance and colours may vary,” says the site, so brace yourselves for Blue Steve. [Legend Toys]
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I thought the first one looked better, the one that was stopped from going to market by Jobs’ family. I’m sure there’s a crate full of little Steve’s in the middle of a big old Raiders of the Lost Ark’ style warehouse.
I agree. I think yjis one looks more like how Jony Ive would look if you made him up to look like Jobs.
Didn’t these guys get a cease and desist letter?
If not, why not?
Probably because they are made in Japan, and the Japanese court doesn’t give a shit about it. The last Apple patent lawsuit was dismissed by the judge before it even went on trial.
i have been waiting to post this for a while now lol
https://www.dropbox.com/s/d1si6vvcee5i29c/stevejobsbleau.wmv
Bleueeueblueubleuweeu!
My girlfriend found me cackling like a looney when I was cutting up that sample last week for a music track.
hahahaha have you done it now, would love to hear it
my wife said what the fuck are you watching, so i had to explain, but she didnt find it as funny as i did
Not even close, mate. So busy at the moment too, not had much of a chance.
his hands are so big, so he can hold and use the iPad one handed
optional extras include
. thermonuclear mushroom cloud.
. yacht
. upgraded model with a single button in his pants which when pressed says his favourite phrases.
. new model includes lightning connector
“new model includes lightning connector” – where do you shove the plug?
thats why he has removable trousers, apple have been screwing everyone, now its our turn lol
The figurine is an image of him while sick, in reality if he never got sick then he would look more like Bob Mansfeild does.
Look back at photos of him before he was sick to see the trend.
A normal person would this is rather distasteful if not stomach churning. I know I do. Very odd.
But to the general nut job who enthusiastically spends days queing for the latest iGlove or iBaubel outside the overpriced Apple store, this is like catnip and I guess another reason to attend therapy I suppose.