The tips in Windows 95 were close to useless. Everyone turned them off. If they'd been like this, though, we'd have lapped them up like sweet golden nectar.
Windows 95 Tips is the best Tumblr of recent time. It's a selection of fictional Windows tips and messages that might not help with your use of the OS, but are hilarious nonetheless. See the whole lot over on Tumblr. [Windows 95 Tips via BoingBoing]