Ironically, dying at the hands of a real python would probably be less agonsing than the prolonged torture of consuming this eight foot long, 26 pound / 11.7kg, 36,720 calorie gummy snake. You can grab one in Blue Raspberry/Green Apple or Red Cherry/Blue Raspberry for £95; just make sure your last will and testament is complete before ordering.
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£95…! Seriously…! I’d want at least 20Kg of Cadburys Dairy Milk for that.
Aim for the stars.
Not keen on Mars Bars or Milky Ways to be honest although my wife likes Galaxy chocolate.
agonsing
Every comment you make takes on a different meaning with that Biddle picture next to it!
I like you
Oh God!