This 26 Pound 36,000 Calorie Gummy Python Will Probably Still Kill You

By Andrew Liszewski on at

Ironically, dying at the hands of a real python would probably be less agonsing than the prolonged torture of consuming this eight foot long, 26 pound / 11.7kg, 36,720 calorie gummy snake. You can grab one in Blue Raspberry/Green Apple or Red Cherry/Blue Raspberry for £95; just make sure your last will and testament is complete before ordering.

This 26 Pound 36,000 Calorie Gummy Python Will Probably Still Kill You

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