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This credit card is made of gold and diamonds. Called Visa Infinite, you have to pay USD$100,000 (£62,000) to the Russian ‘Sberbank in order to get it. You also need to be a complete imbecile. A very rich imbecile, but a complete imbecile nonetheless.
The card itself costs £40,000 to make. The other £22,000 get deposited in your account, under the name Mr. or Ms. I’m the asshole who just spent £40,000 in an ugly credit card. And no, don’t tell me I’m jealous because I don’t have the money to have such a stupid thing in my wallet—even if I had Warren Buffet’s fortune I’d still not get one of these disgustingly garish cards. [Geekologie]
Oh wait, there’s a moronic video too! Thanks for the video, stupid!
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I’ve got two.
Its no good in today’s world. Without a card number, how can you buy online?
You wave it at your computer screen yelling ‘Don’t you know who I am???’
I hope there isn’t a spending cap, otherwise I might not be able to use it to buy my diamond Vertu and Veyron SS in the same month
I quite like it….Is there a payment plan?
I can’t believe you, Diaz. After bashing me for my review of the Nexus something or other, you come out with this useless turd of an angry rant?
Can’t you even imagine all the hot girls off of facebook you could buy with this?
http://gizmodo.com/5903760/how-to-buy-a-facebook-girlfriend-for-5
You’re da stoopid!
A: A bag of Monster Munch and 10 B&H please.
B: Cash or card sir ?
A: Card.
You forgot to mention the best bit. This credit card doesn’t have a magnetic strip or a chip, so you can’t even use it in a shop.
See below: the swirly thing on the left is in fact a chip, quite an elegant way of doing it (but still F***ng ridiculous for £62,000!
http://imgur.com/g2rC6
Are you sure that actually works? The contacts don’t match.
paypal would still bitch about it at some point……
Clearly, you haven’t subscribed to the RichKidsOfInstagram twitter feed. There are people out there for whom the exclusivity makes it all worthwhile, literally no matter what it costs.
could have talked about this instead? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20250441
They already did, yesterday:
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/11/i-really-want-a-credit-card-with-a-lcd-screen-and-touchscreen-keypad/
oh yea! oops. boring anyway