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Thanks to CCTV, we can see the reactions of one of the two winners of an American $588 million Powerball jackpot last Wednesday. He looks at the numbers and screams “YES!”, showing it to the store assistants, as if he couldn’t believe his luck.
I always thought that, if this happened to me, I would keep my cool, go to my house and scream and jump for an hour—and then call a lawyer. But watching this, I don’t think I would be able to hold the joy in.
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How do you know he screams yes? The video has no audio.
His name is Jesus? Now I tend to use the “tldr;” tag when talking about the bible, but i’ve heard there’s some crazy stuff in there. Him and this moses chap are right tricksters.
Why are you asking me if his name is Jesus? What on Earth are you talking about?
The article is by jesus diaz, thus he can tell what the guy said, cause he’s, well, jesus.
I can’t believe he tried to cash it at the end.
I’d have punched everyone in the face, if you can’t punch everyone in the face when you have just won $294m then I don’t know when you can.
I hope never to stand next to you if you win the lottery.
I hope I’m stood behind you when he wins the lottery then, when he’s busy punching you, I’m stealing his ticket.
Are you mad? It is a community service, I’ve just won $294m and I punch you in the face, that is worth more than Russell Crowe bouncing a telephone off your head.
Indeed, if we were in the US I’d get all of it out of you with lawsuits, THEN it’d be worth a lot.