Yes, Google Maps for iPhone is here. (If you haven’t downloaded it already, what the f**k are you doing reading this?) It’s a great day for all of humanity, worthy of a public holiday and street-parties galore. In fact, Google Maps for iPhone is SO AWESOME even Google admit it kicks Android Map’s butt.
Much as I love Google Maps on Android, with all its fully-featured goodness, it isn’t half confusing. The original UI has been added to for years, bolting more and more features on like a precarious pack of cards. It works, sure, but the Maps for iPhone app shows it up big-time. On Android, accessing a new “layer” of information is like opening a new window — search for “Indian restaurant” and you basically get a new map tab with all the information in it. The result of this is that you can’t get at all the big, important menus — like the ones that allow you to add traffic or public transport information — without going back and losing your search results.
All this ends up with a disjointed user experience. Having to play Where’s Wally with the menu buttons, or having different functions when you hunt them down, is just plain frustrating. More than anything then, Android maps are lacking simplicity and consistency.
All this is fixed with Google Maps for iPhone. The user interface is nothing short of gorgeous. The app feels slick and smooth (more on that later), and the display is refreshingly clear of irritating pop-ups, keeping the key product — that big, shiny, wonderfully correct Google Map of Awesomeness — front and centre.
Of course, Google Maps isn’t perfect. Apparently, it sometimes sends coachloads of Australian children to their doom. But, never fear iPhone users, Google feels your pain. If you want to report an issue with the map, you don’t have to dig through obscure menus — just shake the phone (which is also a pretty good outlet for mapping-induced rage), and you get a pretty little pop-up to tell Auntie Google what the problem is.
This is my favourite big change with the iPhone app. Search for something, and rather than getting a pop-up that you have to click on to get the skinny about that fancy new Indian, there’s an information bar at the bottom of the screen displaying the name, rating and average price of a meal; slide the bar up, and you get more info. I’m in love with the damn thing. I could sit there all day, sliding the bar up and down, up and down, up and down….you get the idea. If you swipe the bar side to side, you can scroll through all the search results. (If you want to see all the results in a list, hit the button next to the search term in the search bar at the top of the page.)
Android maps have a small ad at the top of the page. At the moment, the iPhone map doesn’t. It’s a small thing, but it adds to the sleek and clean nature of the design. I don’t know why Google are sparing us in the iPhone app — maybe they’re trying to entice us all in? (Who am I kidding. Their poor servers are probably groaning under the weight of a thousand disgruntled Apple Maps users right now.)
It’s a minor difference, but comparing an iPhone 4S and a Nexus 4 side-by-side — a test that should favour the Nexus and its significantly superior processing power — the iPhone seems to scale the maps more smoothly — even though the Nexus had the advantage of offline maps. Android maps still feels a tiny bit like a bitmap solution — you still get the feeling it’s using tiles — whereas the iPhone app is clearly using those vector maps that we know and love so dearly.
But, before you go chucking your shiny new Android away and selling your soul to the devil going and buying an iPhone, Android still has the upper hand in a few regards. Most importantly, remember that Android is Google’s cherished first-born. Though Google is currently lavishing the iOS prodigal son with many fattened calves and mapping wizadry, you can bet that there’s a team of Google engineers working on a beautiful new version of Maps for Android that will probably look a lot like the iPhone app.
Give it a bit of time, and I’m sure Android will be right back where Google wants it. In the mean time, Android users still have a few things to gloat about — most notably, offline maps (also known as nirvana to people going abroad) cycling integration for those fitness freaks among you, and significantly higher-res Street View images (compare the two images of Big Ben below: Android’s still ruling the roost here).
Nexus 4 top, iPhone 4S bottom
So today is a great day. Not only can I hide Apple Maps far, far away and never look at the godforsaken thing ever again, but rest assured that Maps on Android is going to get a gorgeous revamp in the near future. Vive la change.


















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Apple: Android copied us, lets boycott their maps from iDevices!
Google: Your loss!
Lost Aussies: What the hell?This is the right place, APPLE DO SOMETHING!
Apple: the f**k? What options do we have? Bring back Google map?
Google: Told you so!
ps. If you are lost please “Shake your phone”
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hahahahaha +1
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I shall look forward to experiencing the glory of Android when i win my Experia Go tomorrow
I’m much looking forward to rooting it and getting to grips with what Android can do, maybe then i’ll be ready to cut the iUmbilicus and plunge into the creamy warm pool of googality.
Whats that you say?
I might not win?
Pish, Tosh, Piffle and Harrrumph to you Sir! The thought ne’er crossed my mind, for who other than the great and mighty Babbling Spatchmo, King of the Spud-Monkeys, Defender of Gibberish and Vanquisher of Reason, could win such a lauded and applauded prize as king of the comments?
Good day Sir!!
Now that’s just desperate
Come now, you cant have a go at a guy for having a go at winning a competition that you yourself set, thats just not cricket Chris!
I suggest you use the Mythical Edit button that you have recently proven you have access to, change the word ‘desperate’ to ‘beautiful’ and delete this response to it.
No one will ever know, its a perfect crime and there’s half a tin of roses and a packet of peppermint tea my wife doesn’t like in it for you Chris. It’s an offer you can’t refuse Chris.
Now journalists are always being accused of bribery and all, but a tin of roses and peppermint tea? Tempting…
Half a tin Chris, Half.
No, this is desperate; PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I HAVE THE XPERIA GOOOOO PLEASE DADDY PLEASE. I’m not joking either. Please?
Chris Mills is your daddy? That’s disturbing…
Or is this like when you were back in school and you accidentally called your teacher mummy and then all the other kids laugh at you and then you wee yourself?
I accidentally called my best mate (a girl) the same name as my ex, which was awkward.
At least you didn’t hold hands with a female friend, whilst you were both in relationships (with other people), because you were so used to walking around holding hands.
It went on for about 5 seconds before we realised what happened.
Super awkward
I did that at work only last week.
You’re probably one of those hand holding types though.
No I called my boss mummy and wet myself. He wasn’t best impressed!
If it gets you away from Apples clutches it might be worth letting you win
As those who know me well will attest to, i’m an apple fan but no fanboy!
I’ve been thinking about making the move over to Android for a while, the iPhone5 was the last push to make me seriously consider the ‘squat green one’. but i have a freshly outdated iPad 3rd Gen and a very outdated 17″ MBP along with my ancient iPhone4 so i’ll never truly be free.
Though the idea of having a Nexus 4 and a Nexus 10 is very tempting!
Even that is not possible for at least 6 weeks (assumed you won’t buy it from 3rd party for a triple price)
Even if they were all in stock and available at Tesco i still dont have the Cash to blow on it!
I had a quick play with Darrells Nexus 4 but i was a tad tipsy an i dont feel qualified enough with Android to be able to say anything other than it had a nice bright screen and a sparkly bum!
Sounds like a technophobia to me
Oh you make me laugh!
Darrel has a sparkly bum?!!
HA! I cant comment on the lustre of Darrells rear thankfully, maybe a few more shandies and he’d be happy to show all but i’ve not seen his posterior and neither do i want to!
Don’t hurt his feelings!
Hell hath no fury like a Darrell Scorned! He turns on those big puppy dog eyes you see, melts ya heart every time!
Great article Chris.
It does look good. But like you said this will probably be updated on Android.
Now I will just follow this thread as I am almost certain the winning comment for this weeks competition will come from here.
It’s all true, I nearly wet myself when I saw it had been released on BBC news this morning. Show’s how bad Apple maps is when you get mass hysteria about an app like this.
Also shows what a weak bladder you have. You should probably have that checked out.
Are you sitting comfortably? At first glance Android may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western subculture has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that Android is thought about eight times every day by those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Android to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend ‘Bare Foot D’ remarked ‘awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me’ he could have been making a reference to Android, but probably not. No symbol is more potent than Android in society today. It demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.
Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Android. I haven’t. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Android, again and again.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as ‘I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine.’ To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model, a classic economic system of analysis.
Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the average wage is in financial terms ‘holding hands with Android.’ The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.
Modern politics owes much to technology. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing pre and post war views of Android’s makers, Google Inc.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Noah Rock ‘You can lead a horse to water, big deal.’ This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Android. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
One of the great ironies of this age is Android. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
Conclusion
In conclusion, Android is both a need and a want. It collaborates successfully, it stimulates and statistically it’s great.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Stevie the Irwinator (RIP): ‘It’s been nice educating you on the dangers of diving with stringrays.’
tl:dr
You Sir, deserve to be the winner of Comment-Of-The-Week-Tournament-Thingy! Xperia Go for Mr. Token please!
I thought it sounded a bit generic, have a look at this link, Tokens being a crafty bugger, hats off to him though, this text requires further investigation…
http://danielyang922.skyrock.com/3068412513-Social-utility-that-connects-people-with-friends-and-others-who-work.html
I found it, a smart little tool i’ll have to remember to use in the future!
http://www.essaygenerator.com/
Actually, I have read that now, i gave you your dues and spent the time and all i can say in response is
“my cat’s breath smells of cat food”
x
Well done Token, i thought it sounded a bit generic so i did a quick search for the first sentence and it seems to have been used quite a bit you cheeky bugger! is there any history to the text at all?
Ah, now now where is that much needed edit button at!
Hehe, asses!
Bazinga!!
Good effort though sir!
http://www.essaygenerator.com/
Foied
I would have got away with it too if it wasnt for you youngens and that pesky dawg!
Foiled*
No, please credit where credit is due, that was a spanking good effort Oke!
Are you sitting comfortably? I really, really like iOS. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably iOS is often misunderstood by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Lance Bandaner said ‘twelve times I’ve traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints’ [1] he shead new light on iOS, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. No symbol is more potent than iOS in society today. It is quite good.
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges – iOS is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to iOS, again and again.
Economic Factors
Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to iOS. We shall examine the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of analysis.
Housing
Prices
iOS
There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank housing prices looms over iOS this cannot be a coincidence. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love iOS.
Political Factors
No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing iOS now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.
One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of jazz singer Elijah H. Amster ‘A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.’ [2] I argue that his insight into iOS provided the inspiration for these great words. History tells us that iOS will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
I hope, for our sake that iOS will endure.
Conclusion
We can say with certainty iOS must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enriches, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though iOS brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly iOS.
I’ll leave you with this quote from Justin Beckham: ‘It’s been nice educating you.’ [3]
[1] Lance Bandaner – Adventurous Spirit – 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Amster – The Popular Vote – 2002 Worldwide Publishing
[3] Smashing Hits – Issue 224 – Jazz Media
The only problem with this is that cheap Android devices and free social networks have caused real revolution around the world while iOS had its own dick up its own arse.
“there’s a team of Google engineers working on a beautiful new version of Maps for Android that will probably look a lot like the iPhone app”
Somewhere in Cupertino an Apple lawyer is weighing up the pro’s and con’s of trying to sue for this!
Is it just me or do I hate all these apps media sites say are “super slick” because they take away from the function and hide it all under UI. Like I do not like something that takes control of the full screen, for example when HTML5 video plays on the iPhone, you cannot do anything but watch it. At least with Android when you play a Flash video it plays embedded into the site and you can scroll around, with Touchwiz now you can open multiple windows at the same time like Windows which is amazing.
It may just be you, you do sound like the negativitron at times.
Oh please… what are apple going to try next? A search engine.
it’s quite clear Google can play in apples sandbox successfully but apple trips up and gets a face full of sand trying to play in Google’s.
Dear Jimbo,
I’m not sure if you can fully appreciate just how many letters I receive this time of year. I’m known for my jolly disposition and generous nature but if I have to read another letter wishing for this or wanting that….as if I don’t already have enough to do!
Sorry I’m a bit tetchy at the moment. It’s my own fault. If you could only imagine my horror when I discovered all the requests for Apples, Jellybeans and Ice cream sandwiches had nothing to do with showing restraint in these austere times!
I’ll let you into a little secret: I almost gave up and cancelled next week. Scotty promised me ‘magic’ and I bought into it. “I’d be blown away,” he promised. And I almost was when I followed his map into the middle of nowhere and almost ran a bus full of school kids off a cliff. Truth be told I was sold on the “flyover” feature the maps promised as that’s the view I’m most used to. Well it turns out the squiggly bridges and bendy roads had nothing to do with my considerable sherry habit. I wasn’t going mad. I hadn’t lost it. No, I’d been sold snake-oil. And Scotty is not on my nice list any more.
Still I thought I was up shit creek without reliable directions until yesterday. Now it’s as if all my Christmases have come early. Not only have I Google maps, but turn-by-turn directions and route planning with live traffic updates! And with the amount of miles I’m going to be travelling next week I can’t begin to explain the amount of time I’m going to save!
Much like Apple’s maps I’ve taken a long detour and before my point is lost can I say I can’t remember the last time somebody wished me a merry Christmas and sent me a present so thank-you. I will take care but I don’t need luck any more with Google maps and Rudolph guiding the way!
P.S
Thanks for still believing in me.
All the best,
Santa Claus,
Would like to point out, in section 4 of this article, Google Maps on iPhone looks like Google Now, so i reckon they’re starting to stretch their legs with Google Now, meaning it will be even better on Android in a couple of months
Ahhh,. Clever Google… clever….
I see what they did there… shake to complain.
Add a few “choice bugs” every now and then… randomly of course, so as not to get busted
– shake, shake… drop!
Plethora of smashed iPhones.
I can dream.
What i find annoying, is the pointless 8 second startup logo, every time you open the app.
Google Maps is sooooo amazing.