The London Fire Brigade is considering letting us use Twitter to make 999 emergency requests, seeing as we’re all too engrossed in staring at our phones to bother actually making a proper phone call.
The fire brigade currently advises against leaving a message on its Facebook page or tweeting it should your lounge currently be on fire, for obvious reasons to do with speed of response. However, without actually specifically mentioning Twitter or Facebook, a London Fire Brigade spokesperson said it was looking into ways users could start to notify it of emergencies using social channels, seeing as we’re more at ease with sending a text message than calling an actual person these days.
Rita Dexter, the deputy commissioner of the London Fire Brigade, said: “The London Fire Brigade is the biggest fire service in the country and we think it’s important to look into ways to improve how we communicate with the public and how they can get in touch with us.” [BBC]













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will we get to read peoples posts?? even in danger of fire i think some could be quite funny..
Well I can see this getting abused and not lasting very long at all.
In unrelated news, statistics show deaths caused by auto-correct are up 280%.
hahahahahahaha brilliant
I like how you started with “unrelated news”. didn’t even bother to mask the sarcasm
@999 Please help the cretins are on all fours!
@JoeBloggs Please only tweet us in case of emergencies.
@999 F@$%!! I meant Please help the curtains are all on fire!
“Oh no, the house is on fire! Does anyone know the number for 999? No?? Oh wait a minute, we can just tweet them instead!”
*pulls out phone, opens twitter*
‘Please help, my legs are on fire and so is the cat. Theres 4 of us in here. Now the curtains are on fire, come quickly. The address is 134 A’
“Damn it… hit the character limit, do we have time to send anot…”
*ceiling caves in*
What? no email?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqQ6Z-HmAqY
The new number is very simple
0118999881999119725 3
“Fire, exclamation mark, fire, exclamation mark, help me, exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss.”