You probably know Lorem Ipsum, the dummy text based on Cicero’s De finibus bonorum et malorum used by designers all over the world to fill up layouts before using the final text. There are sex and bacon alternatives, but this bullshit ipsum is the best.

The best because, after reading plenty of business plans, press releases and Powerpoints, it can actually be the real thing:

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Come on. If I saw this text in a corporate site I would totally think it’s the final text and not an funny placeholder. In fact, I’m sure it’s going to happen often and we will never hear about it. [Bullshit Ipsum—Thanks Roger!]