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Spotted in the wild: from the same minds that brought you Google Wave and Google Now, the latest crazy plan. Privacy nuts, you’ve been worried about Google getting inside your head; what you should really be worrying about Google tracking your every shit.
Sadly, this isn’t actually a real Google project. It’s more a coincidental misplacement of two signs in Google’s UK HQ. But don’t let that spoil your fun — what do you think the Google toilet would do?
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Google Toilet — the new name for YouTube comments.
Google Toilet: You’ll need it after all that Google Fiber
Google Toilet — potty-training you for the web.
“Google Now expands with ever more personal features”
Google Toilet – Now you can flush away Apple maps Permanently.
damn it
Its getting old dude. Put it away.
I’ve never gotten it out in your presence and it’s only as old as the rest of me.
Google Toilet – Apple Maps inside
Google Toilet – A repository for all your (server) logs.
Google Toilet – We’ve got less shit than the iToilet.
Google Toilet, Come and search for Shit
Google Toilet – Feeling Lucky?
Surely that’s for the Google Glory Hole!
Google Toilet – for massive (data) dumps.
That made me chuckle
Google Toilet – Now with free WipeFi
Google toilet – Where Schmidt Shits
Google Toilet – Because the next version of Android deserves a name that describes it properly and we didnt know what else to call it after Keylime Poop.
And you have the nerve to say my comment was “Getting Old”. You are a cheeky young blighter.
Google Toilet — For all you shit stirrers.
Google Toilet – For when your poo goes ‘Thermonuclear’ on you.
Customer Notice: In spite of all the Apple/Google bashing, Google Toilet politely requests that you clean up after yourself if you piss on the RIM.
Ha! I like where this is going.
Google Toilet: For whats left after leaving your RIM.
Google Toilet: Now with Gas-Away, for all your cloud storage problems
Google Toilet: It’s not blood, it’s the BlackBerry you had last night
Google Toilet : For when youre Heomoraging from the RIM
*haemorrhaging. Only correcting because it looks like you might have haemorrhaged trying to spell it
ha! i was too.
also yuk
Google toilet – for shit apple fans say
Google Toilet – Send us your shit tech, and we’ll give you a shiny new nexus.
Really they should just link it to the list of false dcma applications.
Google toilet – Where you can root your shute
Google Toilet – It’s the shit.
Googles next release of Android is a shit sandwich.
Google Toilet – Yahoo Hole in Ground.
After reviewing my purchasing habits Google Wallet is renamed.
Somebody fetch a plunger – Imaps is wedged in the U-bend.
Google Toilet: Now comes with Shiieetview
Google Toilet – Mr Hankey’s choice…..
Hello,
After reviewing our records, we’ve determined that your Google Toilet account poses a risk of generating invalid stool activity. Because we have a responsibility to protect our Google Toilet plumbing facilitators from inflated costs due to invalid stool activity, we’ve found it necessary to disable your Google Toilet account. Your outstanding stool balance and Google’s share of the stool will both be fully returned back to the affected plumbing facilitators.
Please understand that we need to take such steps to maintain the effectiveness of Google’s toilet system, particularly the plumbing facilitator-deficator relationship. We understand the inconvenience that this may cause you, and we thank you in advance for your understanding and cooperation.
If you have any questions or concerns about the actions we’ve taken, how you can appeal this decision, or invalid stool activity in general, you can find more information by visiting blockedtoilet.google.com/appeal
Google Toilet : The appropriately named dock for your Android phone!
so It’s like the iPoop then? http://mlmblog.typepad.com/wahd/images/ipoop_1.gif
Not iPhone compatible sorry.
After a few months away you came back with full force. Were you gathering energy.
Been super busy. Moving home….moving countries…
Na, just trollin. Not the biggest idevice fan myself these days. But someones got to stand in their camp on this site. Theyre getting battered (deservedly so) by the droid fanbois on Giz. But my faux hipster instincts are telling me to stand up for the little guy.
Lol…im still rolling Windows phone 7 :/
Google Toilet – Where we do some evil
You missed a bit – it should read:
Google Toilet Beta – trying to flush your real cache….
Simply…
Google Toilet – It’s Shit!
Google Toilet – we know how to make a big splash.
Google Toilet – fragmentation is no real obstacle….
Google Toilet – Google Labs…rebranded
i havnt commented on here for a while, i have been reading them of course but i am still quite astonished you havnt been de-starred for trolling. touche.
Oh come on, the post was a total flame bater to start with.
Google Toilet post – Where Fandroids shit out their sense of humour.
That much is true and right there you were with your consistency
Im equally astonished at the lack of retaliation you receive. And for that i can only congratulate you on your persistency. Keep it up, it makes me smile on a daily basis.
And for the record, i quite like labs haha (not the golden dog variety bear in mind)
Google uses the latest in cloud storage technology to solve the problem of over-capacity sewers.
I just hope excessive fragmentation wont be an issue
http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac106/RobinSure/IMG_20121213_195605_zps5a880d09.jpg
Google Toilet I’m Not Feeling Lucky……
Google Toilet- Cus we’re not done invading your privacy
Google Toilet – for all your Wiki Leaks
Google Toilet – How do I use the 3 shells?
did anyone ever figure out the three shells, there must be a demolition man fan somewhere that has researched it
Yes, it’s simple –
One to flush, one to wash, and one to blow dry….
Google Toilet – Where we steal your ideas and sell it on as shit.
Google Toilet : The new rover for Uranus.
Google Toilet: Now with AutoCorrect to check your colon usage
Google Toilet – Free to use as long as you let us watch.
Yes, a classic flynndean comment. Just the right amount of creapyness.
Google Toilet Analytics, probing deep into your usage
Google Toilet – The new ebay! Search for your crap here instead …
Google develops new app for organising your iOS apps – Google Toilet
Google Toilet – apple responds by launching the ipee 3. But you’ll need a new cable to use it.
Google Toilet – the great new free service
*so long as you agree to Google analysing your poo to better target ads to your cubicle*
Where the hell is Darrell?!
This is to keep the rest of us oiks away from their special toilets in Central St. Giles, they poo gold up there.
Google toilet now with floating doodles
Holy shit.