Spotted in the wild: from the same minds that brought you Google Wave and Google Now, the latest crazy plan. Privacy nuts, you've been worried about Google getting inside your head; what you should really be worrying about Google tracking your every shit.

Sadly, this isn't actually a real Google project. It's more a coincidental misplacement of two signs in Google's UK HQ. But don't let that spoil your fun -- what do you think the Google toilet would do?