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Everyone knows at least one cat owner who is a little bit crazy, a little bit intense, and a little bit covered in cat fur. Hanging out at this friend’s house might be a disgusting chore. But that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve presents!
Nobody likes scooping faeces and urine cakes out from a box every day. Nobody. ScoopFree is hard at work to alleviate the plight of cat owners everywhere. £103 from Amazon.
Still water is beneath some cats. They need a constantly flowing source. This fountain provides that without the faucet having to be turned on every time the cat feels a bit parched. £35 from Amazon.
Not half as creepy as putting a GPS locator on a human, these Loc8tor Pet homing tags will help keep a pet owner abreast of their animal’s every movement. Then when they venture out to retrieve their lost cat, it’s as fun as geocaching! £65 from Loc8tor.
If your cat owner friend/relative doesn’t believe their pet’s existence to be quite luxurious enough, get them this. £10 from Amazon.
Cats love lasers! It’s a known fact. Frolicat makes sure there is always a beam to be chased. £20 from Amazon.
Well, at least when you go to said cat owner’s house you can actually sit on their couch after they put this Pet Hair Eraser to work. £40 from Amazon.
Yeah…this is a no-brainer. A scratch pad that looks like a DJ turntable. What else must you know? £14 from Amazon.
You can’t keep them wrapped in blankets forever — but if your friend’s cat is a lover of the great outdoors, don’t let them freeze to death! £60 from Amazon.
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I say this as a cat owner who loves his cats to bits: fuck cats.
They are not seeing penny one from me this christmas. Little bastards get enough as it is.
ive bought all sorts of various stuff for my cat, he is never interested in it, buy him a bed, hed rather sleep on the sofa, buy him toys he ignores them and plays with a straw or some other random thing he can find (or he attacks the dog, who is amazingly patient with him)
My cats have the massage center and they ignore it, they prefer the box it came in. I also made something similar to the heated cat shelter for the stray that lives in the garden, using a wicker basket bed that my two don’t use, a few heavy duty bin bags, some towels, and a roll of duct tape. I might add a reptile heat mat in there too as it is getting a bit cold out there.