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Ham is so delicious maybe you actually want to make love to it. Medically, it’s not recommended, but you can curl up in pork’s warm embrace with the ham leg pillow.
At £14 on Big Cartel, it actually is significantly cheaper than the same amount of fine, premium meat. The only problem is it looks so real you might wake up accidentally eating it. Stuffing and cloth are just not the same as delicious, salty Spanish jamón. Not recommended for sleep walkers. [Culismo Shop via Incredible Things via FoodBeast]
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This’ll be great for porking on.
Can’t wait to make some bacon on this.
Perfect for a little late night sausaging.
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…I’m so hopelessly lonely.
Oh please god, make it stop.
This is absolutely perfect! I love pigs. I love them even more when they’re dismembered and put on my plate.
I’ve often been tempted to lovingly caress my face with a pork sausage but resisted doing so due to my fear of cheek to grease contact. Now with this I can rub my face all day long with the object of my desires.
MMMMMMMMM PORK
meh!
No mint sauce so me no likey.
Surely apple sauce is the appropriate porcine condiment?