Ham is so delicious maybe you actually want to make love to it. Medically, it's not recommended, but you can curl up in pork's warm embrace with the ham leg pillow.
At £14 on Big Cartel, it actually is significantly cheaper than the same amount of fine, premium meat. The only problem is it looks so real you might wake up accidentally eating it. Stuffing and cloth are just not the same as delicious, salty Spanish jamón. Not recommended for sleep walkers. [Culismo Shop via Incredible Things via FoodBeast]