Hardcore Gifts for Sex Addicts

By Brent Rose on at

Sex. Hot, naked, sexy sex. While most of us enjoy it, maybe you know someone who enjoys it just a liiittle too much. Maybe it's all they talk about. It's certainly all they think about. This year, give your freaky friends what they really want.

 

Swiss Navy Lube

If your friend really and truly is a sex addict, they're going to need some lube or their crotch may burst into flames due to excessive friction. No good. Personal lubricant is a rather personal subject, and everyone has a favorite, but Swiss Navy lube is pretty fantastic. It's silicone-based so you can't use it with silicone toys, but for sex with actual humans it's pretty great. £6 

 

Club Vibe 2.OH

Here's one for the lady sex addicts. Got that burnin' yearnin' and you just can't wait to get home? Now you don't have to. The Club Vibe 2.OH fits securely in a pair of panties and is operated by remote control. You can discretely use it anywhere (or pass control to someone else). It also has a mic in the remote so it can respond to sound. Go to a loud club and let that big, thick bass do the work. £65 

Tenga Flip Hole

Just because your friend is a sex addict doesn't mean he's always going home with someone. What he supposed to do when he's alone? Use his hand like a monkey in a zoo? No! The Tenga Flip Hole is basically the Cadillac of male masturbation toys. It doesn't look like much on the outside, but the inside is a magical mystery tour for your junk. £65

 

Philips Hue

Yeah, it's a lightbulb. NO, DON'T STICK IT UP THERE! Use it like a normal lightbulb, see, except this one uses Wi-Fi to turn the lights to any color you like. You can take it from bright daylight to dim red-light district with the tap of an app. Mood lighting, baby. Mood lighting. (check out our hands on) £180 for 3 from Apple

 

Fascinator Throe by Liberator

Good sex is a messy business. You've got sweat, lube, and body fluids flying all around (and chocolate syrup with whipped cream, if you're lucky). Just because your friend is an insatiable lust-vortex, that doesn't mean they want a biohazard for a bed. Throw down this throe before your throw down. It's soft, it has a moisture-proof barrier on the inside, and it's machine washable. Score. £80

 

Kegel Exercise Weights

You enjoy a bike ride more when your legs are in shape for it, right? Guess what, you also enjoy sex more when your sex muscles are stronger. You gotta work them kegels. This system of weights is designed for the ladies, but gents can tie them to the end of their members (like a fishing pole) for the same effect. Just don't pull them out at the gym. £40

 

Boudoir Box Storage

Okay, so your "friend" now has quite an array of sexy items, but what're they supposed to do with them? Proudly display them on their dresser like a teenager's stuffed animal collection? That would be terrifying. Instead, take a look at this Boudoir Box Storage. It's attractive, yet discreet, and it even has a combination lock. £30

Kinklab Jawbreaker

 

Candy Ball Gag

Hmmm, I kinda want to be put in my place, but I'm also kinda hungry. What to do? The Candy Ball Gag is what to do. It'll keep your squeals muffled and your blood-sugar up at the same time. Bonus: extra slobber. This thing would've given "the gimp" cavities. £14