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If you’re tired of endless Depp roles that are just an excuse to parade him around in makeup and tight pants, here’s some insane, welcome news: his next role will be that of a brain uploaded to a computer.
Transcendence, which is a movie that actually will exist according to The Wrap, will be directed by Christopher Nolan’s sidekick Wall Pfister. There’s not really much to say about this other than it sounds batshit crazy, but The Wrap has what’s possibly the best quote of the year:
The film’s producer, Andrew Kosove, confirmed in an interview with TheWrap on Tuesday: “It is true Johnny Depp’s brain is uploaded into a computer.”
It is true.
So what we have here is a movie made by the Inception team which will star Johnny Depp as a a computer, and is essentially about the singularity. Will he talk in a regular Depp voice, or will he sound like a computer? Isn’t this just Tron? Will Tim Burton rush onto the set and start clawing at things? [The Wrap via Betabeat]
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BUT is it really a computer playing Johnny Depp?
I can’t see him being any better than Daniel Day-Lewis in the bio-pic ‘Think Different’, when he played a flawless rendition of the chess super-computer Deep Blue, should have got an Oscar that year?
This is nothing, I’ve just watched the trailer to Pacific Rim and Glados sounds like she has a role in it.
She does indeed, it’s the same voice actress.
Johny Depp has all the intelligence and personality needed to star in “Siri – The Movie”
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Johnny Depp is SIRI in a film where Ashton Kutcher playing STeve Jobs begin a relationship.
This sounds like one of Karl Pilkington’s wacky ideas