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This is brilliant. Whoever was tasked with putting up the Christmas lights in Brighton had a whale of a time, creating a huge male genitalia light sculpture that’s only visible from the right angle and also hiding “BUY MORE SHIT” inside a display.
The above YouTube video shows the classic “cock & balls” graffiti brought to life through an extremely clever light arrangement that only makes it visible when viewed from the right angle, although given that it’s in Brighton, perhaps the local council actually approved the installation of a giant, pulsating, illuminated penis above its main high street.
The other incredible light bulb graffiti is unmistakably the work of a man who wants to get himself sacked, though, by hiding the phrases “BUY MORE SHIT” and “I HATE MY JOB” in other bulb masses. Fake? Maybe. Awesome? Definitely. [YouTube]
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I’m going to say fake …still funny though!
Pretty sure it’s fake too but I’ve got quite a few friends in Brighton who are all going to check tonight.
Report back here please
I cant imagine they’ll be there for long if they are real!
Brilliant! not had a night out in Brighton for a while, i’m tempted to go look! You’ll have to let us know if you get street addresses.
It looks like it’s all on Western Road by Churchill Square.
Brill, i’ll head down next week & have a look, i’m only a 40 min drive from Brighton.
Brilliantly done but fake. Got a smile going though!
Sadly it is fake. Brighton council announced it on local radio.
How is it fake? CGI?
Not sure. Someone who knows about these things thinks it was done using Boujou. Story has now made The Argus.
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10106395.Is_there_a_problem_with_Brighton_s_Christmas_lights_/
My word thats genius! I hope its not fake though.
“although given that it’s in Brighton, perhaps the local council actually approved the installation of a giant, pulsating, illuminated penis above its main high street.”
Ha ha, yes – because a lot of gay people live there, and everyone knows there’s nothing those zany gays like more than looking at big cocks all day and night! Prick.
If it IS real, the guy who did it is way too talented to be doing that for a living. But he still shouldn’t be sacked for it.
“Councillor Jason Kitcat, leader of Brighton and Hove City Council,…” Councillor what now?
They call him Mr. “Just five more minutes”
I’ve got a shop down in Brighton and they are fake! Would be slightly more interesting than most of the lights on Western Road but hey!
Also lots of people don’t know but the council don’t pay for the lights, or install them, or maintain them, we do! All the lights are provided by our BID (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_improvement_district#United_Kingdom + http://www.brilliantbrighton.com) and we all pay for them (with no help from the council! they actually charge to collect the money!)