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Sriracha makes most things better, including popcorn and lollipops. But the latest addition to the Sriracha camp—lip balm—might just be a step too far for most people.
The lovechild of the Oatmeal and J&D’s, the lip balm is said to simultaneously protect your lips from the harmful rays of the sun whilst feeling like “making out with some tasty napalm”. If you think that sounds pleasant, you can pick up a stick of the balm for just £3 (plus shipping) from the Oatmeal shop. If nothing else, it has to be good for practical jokes. [The Oatmeal via Laughing Squid]
Nah, that’s for wimps – a Sriracha nasal spray or suppository ftw!
Pah. I take your nasal spray and raise you a Sriracha lubricant.
Hmm pain and sexual overtones – could be a real winner!
Srircha Contact Lens Solution?
sriracha Haemorrhoid Cream?
I think i’ll pass actually, thanks all the same! I find Onion Bhajees too hot.
you Smear onion Bhajees on your lips to protect them from the sun ???
No silly face! Cor Blimey Guvnaaaaaa!