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Last week North Korea launched a satellite into orbit. But now, just a few days later, New York Times is reporting that it’s probably already dead. That didn’t take long.
We knew that the satellite was out of control, but now radio astronomers are saying that they aren’t seeing any signals from the satellite. The news hasn’t been reported by North Korea’s state-run media, presumably because they’re preoccupied with the one-year anniversary of Kim Jong-il’s death and because haha seriously like they’d say anything was a failure, ever.
As dangerous as it is to have more space junk flying out of control in our orbit, at least we know we’re not being spied on from Pyongyang. [New York Times]
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Unless that’s what they want you to think… Maybe it’s a Goldeneye.
I doubt the North Korean leader cares, after being made Times readers’ person of the year
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/shortcuts/2012/dec/16/kim-jongun-north-korean-time-magazine
Surely it’s just stage 2 of their diabolical plan:
Stage 1 – Have the Western media and agencies report it’s out of control.
Stage 2 – Have it reported it’s now dead.
Stage 3 – Hold up hands in horror as it accidentally falls from the sky and smashes enemies of North Korea (AKA anyone else) on 21st December.
Stage 4 – Send goose-stepping ‘rescue’ force into affected country, starting massive conflict, escalation quickly occurs, Global nuclear war ensues.
Stage 5 – Secret Mayan tribe hidden deep in Mexico high-five each other for another perfect prediction come true
Fire the laser!