We all remember that time Samsung made a Galaxy S III ad that promoted the healthy exchange of sex tapes between mature adults, right? Like all good things, it’s received its mandatory Christmas tie-in. One that manages to ruin your childhood.

On the one hand, sure, I’m glad that Santa and Mrs. Claus still share that spark after all these centuries. On the other hand, Samsung is asking us to think about Santa and Mrs. Claus having sex, which, shudder! The fact that he shouldn’t watch it in the sleigh — as solitary a place as you can find, save for a few flying reindeer — makes me fear the depths of perversion even more.

Oh, well. Here’s the original, for reference. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good looking at Santa’s lap in a whole sticky new light.