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Ashton, you’re making us all uncomfortable in this promo shot for Jobs: The Movie! You look like Steve Jobs, yeah, but I feel violated. Are you Punking us?
We’ll know soon enough; Jobs premieres at Sundance in January. Meanwhile, just stare into these eyes without feeling like you need a shower. You can’t, it’s impossible. [Hollywood Reporter]
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“just stare into these eyes without feeling like you need a shower. You can’t, it’s impossible.” – replace “a shower” with “to vomit” and you will be closer to the truth.
But he’s a handsome chap, no?
She definitely thinks so.
Mustn’t. Make. Joke. About. Surname…
blurry think photo
CRT monitor….
2/10 would not bang…
Why is there a link to a giant prehistoric flea underneath Mr Kutcher?
Well if you don’t know I’m not going to tell you.