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Monkey Jesus lady, you gave us one of our favourite things of 2012: the botched restoration of a 19th century fresco called “Ecce Homo” in an old Spanish church. If you, too, are a fan of the work of Cecilia Gímenez, here’s some welcome news: You can buy her original art on eBay.
The piece is called Last Bodegas de Borja, and obviously it wasn’t painted with the flair of the her restoration. But you can bid on it, starting at 710 euro if you’re interested. And you should be, because this woman is amazing. [eBay via Daily Dot]
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That other painting is disappointingly decent enough.
Yeah i wanted her to fail miserably as well but i actually like it, bitch!!
Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart, cause your follow-up art, isn’t pony.
I know right. Bitch! How dare she show some talent.
Exactly, how dare she actually have some validity as an artist! I’m calling my Local MP about this one, this can not be aloud to continue!
its spelt Allowed
http://bit.ly/yf1VRx
is it really up to 710,000 euros now or am i reading that wrong
Holy crap, you’re right. Blimey
wait dont tell me how thick i am i know im reading it wrong, you cyber bullies, your silence speaks volumes
Damn, I was just about to jump in there with my smugness.
looks like Sammy Boy got caught out by it too, Man we’re dumb
Well, it is all for charity mate!
So excited, I just shit myself!
Does that often happen? I once sneezed and a bit of poo came out, i had a dicky tum-tum at the time, luckily i was just in my boxers and it came out the leg and dolloped on the bathroom floor, i was brushing my teeth at the time.
Too much?
I don’t know, did you need some bog roll or the dustpan to scoop it up?
Luckily no, i left it there for Wife to deal with, thats her domain.
She says she has to deal with all your shit constantly.
As is her want and need, without my shit she’d be a shell of a woman with nothing to occupy her little day, it’s actually quite hard work, you know, fucking up enough shit about the house to keep her busy all day.
I wish i could take a break from being a pig, maybe do some washing myself or cook the dinner once in a while, or even clear up my own Alcohol Binge induced vomit out of our daughters bed and hair for once, but no, she wont let me. It’s a thankless task but i do it for her as i love her.
The only break i got was when she was in hospital having Daughter, i actually had 3 days in a row without her about to make a mess for, it was nice not feeling like i had to piss the bed in the morning to get her out of it to start her day, but those 3 days were short and when she came back from the hospital with Daughter i made sure i had doubled the amount of beer cans, takeaway food cartons and semen & faeces soiled undercrackers for her to clean up, you should have seen her face, she loved it, bless.
semen & faeces soiled undercrackers, pour homme.
The bathroom?! Her Domain!? When did you let her out the kitchen?
Might be an en-suite kitchen.
i used to have a Kitchen Wife and a Bathroom Wife, turns out that theres a law against that, so Bathroom wife now does both.
It’s a step up from that cellar wife you had.
The Cellar wife was fun, until she escaped that is, I had gotten the idea from my Austrian Pen Pal Joseph Fritzl, not heard from him for a few years now, I wonder what ever happened to Joseph?
does anyone else think you two are taking this off on a sexist tangent
Paul eh, Paul, or should that be Pauline. Rumbled.
its Paula, you got me, ill get back in the kitchen now, sorry for unchaining myself