It's fair to say that novelty items make the world go round. Without quirky, smile-provoking products, experts reckon that there'd be 74 per cent more wars everywhere.
With that in mind, let's sing the praises of the novelty product by highlighting two of the finest examples in the marketplace today. First up comes an 8GB USB drive that is shaped like the bike from Tron. Sure, it's £7.99, which is a bit steep for a USB drive, but hey, it's shaped like the bike from Tron. If that's not enough, why not get yourself a bow and arrow pen set -- you can use it to fire three pens at your colleagues and/or enemies. And THAT is just 66p delivered. Who's laughing now, eh? Yes, EVERYONE is!
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