Apple's talked a load of finances last night, and dropped some pretty crazy factoids in the process: not only are there 250 million iCloud users, they're sending two billion messages per day. Billion. Now if only the damn thing worked well.

We have to wonder how many of these two billion daily dispatches are expressions of frustration about how unreliable iMessage is, but it's an outstandingly impressive number nonetheless — to the chagrin of every single network. Now just imagine how many iMessages would get shot around if it worked quickly and consistently?