Being an astronaut is hard. Risk your life every day, work long hours, complete tasks lists with military precision, and having to poop in space. But it definitely has its perks, like the breathtaking view and throwing your fellow astronauts across a hatch. [Twitter]
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Yeah but the physiological issues that it causes……….
At least you will be going back one day, unlike those Mars One folks.
I would like to throw something across her hatch..
I assume in zero gravity that’d be even more terrible than what you just said.
I was going to make a zero-g sex joke but I’ve got nothing..
I hear these zero-G girls are easy to pick up.
Well played sir, well played
Mind you, most of the pick up joints in space have no atmosphere.
Let’s not forget in space you won’t hear her scream
Woh!
I threw a woman across a room once, yeah it was just before I raped and killed her….
You are a nob, my son…
You are correct, sir!
Seriously, what were you thinking when you wrote that?
I think this is an actual excerpt from his diary.