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So, did you know that Bill Clinton couldn’t even keep track of the US nuclear codes, let alone his mistresses? According to a former US General, Clinton managed to “misplace” the codes for a matter of months, something described as “a big deal”. That’s a teensy bit of an understatement.
This isn’t the first time allegations like this have been made, either — another high-ranking US military officer claimed that Clinton actually lost them on the morning the Monica Lewinsky story leaked. I mean, talk about a crappy day. But still. For the love of Christ. How hard is it? “Right, have I got everything? Keys, wallet, condoms, nuclear codes….nuclear codes? Anyone seen them…” [Telegraph]
“How hard is it?” That’s what she said
Did he leave them at the Worlds Largest Bullet by any chance?
So its not 1, 2, 3, 4 then?
They would never be so stupid.
Oh wait, Americans.
Go Team America!
If you change the word ‘Americans’ to ‘Africans’ you’ll realise how racist you sound.
Dude, it’s a joke, it’s a stereotype, not racism. If you can’t handle a bit of a joke, it might be time to get off the internet.
Nope, they were 00000000
And if you think i’m kidding … http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/jun/17/usa.oliverburkeman1
I thought those codes were handcuffed to a Marine accompanying Mr President at all times….?
Or is that Hollywood talking?
The suitcase is, not the codes. You input the codes into the suitcase. Bit stupid to store the codes with the input. But then, Americans.
that’s just his lunch
As far as I recall the card with the codes on is called a biscuit.
Apparently, Bush used to lose his all the time. Scary.
Maybe Monica Lewinsky used up the paperwork to mop up his nut pudding off of her chin.
According to QI the Launch codes where 00000000
I don’t really see how you could forget that though?
Wait… a lady called Mrs Lewinsky says she has them, we don’t know?
I don’t even know why anyone reads anything off this shitty site anymore. Nearly every article written on it is copied from Reddit.
Then why are you reading this? Don’t like it then don’t read it no one is forcing you!