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Brazillian site NamoroFake takes all the hassle out of finding yourself a woman to share long evenings of stony silence in front of the TV with, creating you a rather cute fake girlfriend account, complete with Facebook status updates and a decent, believable history, for a rather competitive price.
The fake lady friend page will come with some posting history and a selectable number of comments between you and this other woman, with the site putting together a chit-chat history spanning 30 days if you pay the £25 mid-tier price; enough of a cover story to get you through most casual background checks.
Just choose an attainable looking one. No one’s going to believe you’ve pulled a pneumatic carnival queen and have been spending the last month wowing her with your anecdotes about broadband speed test results at Pizza Express. [NamoroFake via Mashable]
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My actual girlfriend hasn’t posted on my Facebook wall since about 2008.
We tend to have our conversations, experiences and relationship play out in the physical rather than virtual realm…and I don’t pay a penny.
I really don’t understand individuals that feel a desperate need to lie to such a degree to impress people. It’s quite sad.
I assume the girls in the basement can’t use facebook
There is no way you have been dating a girl that long without spending a penny. I’d estimate it’s into four figures by now.
Either that or his bladder has burst.
4 figures? It’s comfortably 5!
“…and I don’t pay a penny.”
That’s what you think.
maybe he means he can’t take a shit because his girlfriends thumb is firmly lodged up his arse.
This looks like a brilliant work from home scheme for women (and anyone prepared to pretend they are a woman) everywhere.
Signifier? “A sign which conveys meaning” (wikipedia). They will sell you one for U$10. I will give them away. Here take one from the following list:
owl
barn
wig
dwarf
robot
scam
don’t all rush now.
Somehow reminds me of the scene in Ocean’s Eleven where they’re listing the cons they’ll need:
“We’ll need at least one Owl Barn Wig Dwarf Robot Scam”
Surely no-one falls for the old Owl Barn Wig Dwarf Robot Scam anymore? that things older than Nigerian Princes
Stop signifying things with my signifiers.
Well, actually that’s just very bad Google translating. The original in portuguese is slang for date.
I’m sad I didn’t come up with this idea miself! Great business model to take money away from sad sad people.
It’s not too late, set up a fake facebook account, find a suitable picture from the internet. Like a few random girly things then set up a website touting for customers.
I think I’ll do a FakeBoyfriend service since namorofake.com only offers “girlfriends”. Who knows?
This must be for Apple fanbois