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Once a mere twinkle in an ambulophobe’s eye, the Micro Scooter Luggage (developed in collaboration with Samsonite) can finally be all yours for the low price of… £250.
Essentially Heely’s for the gliding businessman about town, this suitcase-cum-scooter can roll behind you like normal luggage, or in case you’re in the mood to give airport security a workout, folded into a scooter for maximum fun and minimum people wanting to be your friend.
But hey—everyone has different tastes, and there’s probably at least one person out there who just bought three. So tell us, if you saw someone wheeling around the airport on one of these, would you be applauding their originality or tossing carry-ons in their path? [Micro Scooter Store via Uncrate]
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If I were a customs officer I’d stop and search anyone using this, just on principle
As long as it fits in the overhead storage bins!
I wonder when exactly we became so bloody lazy that we can no longer be bothered to actually carry a small suitcase.
At an airport? Might be a bit heavy. For other use… I might get one if I worked at the bottom of a big hill.
This is FUCKING FUCKED like kinda FUCKING cool.
Also; fuck
“….for maximum fun and minimum people wanting to be your friend.”
You’ve pretty much summed up the way I’ve been living my life right there in that single sentence.
I need one of these scooter bags, and I’m going to cover it in stickers and change the wheels.
I’ve seen an entire family riding these yesterday near London Bridge.
Could be some promotion, though.
Also, what’s with all the fucks? It’s just a suitcase on a scooter, chill the fuck out.