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Gentlemen of Gizmodo, do you know what the right size of condom for you is? No? Well, there’s an app for that. An app that not only measures your little friend, but also gives him/it a world-wide ranking. Oh great.
There is — so I’m told — a serious point to this app. Apparently, the number one reason for condoms failing is incorrect sizing. To get it right, the app measures you against the edge of the device (insert ‘oh, I’ll need an iPad then’ joke here), helps you work out your girth, and then tells you what size johnny you’ll need.
I’m not really sure how this got past Apple’s App Store Prude Shield, but still; it’s useful, I guess, if maybe not worth the 69p. Now all together, bow your heads, and pray that they never, ever, put Facebook integration into this thing. [iTunes via Appside]
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good job i have a nexus10 so i can measure mine pmsl
Do you want us to start posting our results here then?
*ahem* http://gizmodo.com/5859738/the-biggest-android-tablet-in-the-world
All I need is an iphone 4
being able to measure your member on an iphone 4 is nothing to be proud about… now, wheres my Surface Table…
Looking at the screenshot, it says “hold hard member…” *cant be unseen*
where did i put my fablet?
you mean *faPlet*? You’re welcome
*hands phoenix his coat*…
Will they be developing a version for my 46″ Samsung SMART TV?
http://goo.gl/q52lU
Well done Chris! Good to see you’ve catered to the commenters!
he lines them up
and we knock em down
Is there is similar app to measure the depth of a lady’s fanny.
There’s an obvious answer to that, but I’m not going there.
Never thought I’d ever say this but could you please state the obvious?
No
YUP the app is called give me a call and i will let you know … 69p thanks
That’s a problem when you are limited to three inches of measuring accuracy.
1. This app isn’t on display iPhones in my local Apple store
2. I’m now banned from all Apple stores
So this relies on users being truthful with their input?
Everyone will end up just putting stupid measurements into it, all competing for the worlds largest.
Is there even an Android version? I didn’t see mention of one.
You would have thought this would have been developed for Android first, what with larger screens and all, but I suppose they can accommodate most iPhone uses anyway.
Remind me not to borrow someone else’s Iphone from now on.
You need reminding not to use an iPhone?
well, in an emergency great enough to warrant borrowing someone else’s phone but not great enough to run the risk of them not having cleaned it after using this app.
Better stock up on screen wipes. Don’t want that awkward moment where you realise you’ve just put a phone up to your face which has a cock print on the screen.
its not the size of the hammer, its the nail ya throwing it at!
Rather revealing post image there Mr Mills.
Assuming those are first hand research screen shots. Which is, of course what we expect of Gizmodo.
Funny if it was !!
network carrier suggests otherwise
Good ol’ Sherlock Holmes comes to mind in this instance…
“Excellent! I cried. “Elementary,” said he.”
Has anybody noticed the size and serial number stamped on every condom when it’s fully unrolled?
No, didn’t think so…
;-p