Don’t post too many Instagrams in a row. Stop photographing your food. Hefe is best for capturing supernatural events. No, stop, you’re all wrong. Rihanna has the best advice for how to take the perfect Instagram:

Get a good light. Get a good angle on what’s working for you that day. If it’s boobs, make sure you hit that. If it’s face, make sure it’s fierce. It’s narcissistic, but whatever–everyone does it. I’m capturing personality… Everybody has their thing they like or don’t like to see. It’s all in your head. That’s why people take their own pictures, because it’s difficult for someone else to capture what you seek.

For the record, @BadGalRiri posts a mix of weed porn, Bible stuff, tired memes, and semi-nudes. But clearly she’s doing something right. [Complex]