I Can't Think of a Better Wedding Ring Than This Cool Titanium Utility Ring

By Jesus Diaz on at

The Titanium Utility Ring is not a wedding ring per se. But since I don't like man rings and the only rings I've ever worn are three wedding rings, it is a wedding ring to me. I mean, if I had to marry a fourth time, I'd definitely get this thing.

It's made of titanium plates riveted with brass. It includes a bottle opener (YES!), a straight blade (which will be great for street fighting), a saw (for street tree chopping), a serrated blade (for impromptu street steak cutting) and a comb (for street mustache and/or pubes grooming). The only thing I miss: a welding gun.

£32 well spent, if you ask me. [Cool Material]