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The Titanium Utility Ring is not a wedding ring per se. But since I don’t like man rings and the only rings I’ve ever worn are three wedding rings, it is a wedding ring to me. I mean, if I had to marry a fourth time, I’d definitely get this thing.
It’s made of titanium plates riveted with brass. It includes a bottle opener (YES!), a straight blade (which will be great for street fighting), a saw (for street tree chopping), a serrated blade (for impromptu street steak cutting) and a comb (for street mustache and/or pubes grooming). The only thing I miss: a welding gun.
£32 well spent, if you ask me. [Cool Material]
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If you check the linked page from the article you will see the price is $385 or approx £250, a bit more than the stated cost. A great shame but £32 sounded a mite cheap for titanium!
Titanium’s not all that expensive, I’ve just bought my wedding ring for £65
I will grant you it is not expensive in the gold or platinum vein, but there appears to be a lot of material and work in that ring and £32 is still cheap.
Jesus, Jesus. If you think that monstrosity is the least bit tasteful I’d seriously consider staying divorced.
What says i love you more than a ring you can stab someone to death with.
Take a couple of hours to kill someone with that knife, and the mess, get a frigging butchers knife and do it right.
Can you get frigging butchers knife on a ring?
In a good kitchen of shop, you shouldn’t carry a knife.
But then how will my bride to be lovingly stab someone to death? i’m not sure she’d want to stab anyone in a kitchen shop
So it’s a ring with a useless comb, useless saw, and 2 useless blades. At least the bottle open will find some kind of use. It’s a tad expensive for a bottle opener.
A every useful mouse comb.
An exceptional twig saw.
And a couple a raisin cutters.
Useless?
As someone who has access to a large number of mice I’d say the comb is still useless. You could be right about the twig saw though, you never know when you need to arm the mice with tiny spears.
You can use most rings to open bottles anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T3QC95D8wE
The comb is for knuckle-hair! that’s why it’s there.
Useless blade? I think not, there’s this local mouse playa where I live that I’ve been meaning to shank, fo’ shiz!
You don’t really think Jesus was being serious do you?
Is he ever anything but?