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Never ever do this. Never ever do this. Never ever do this. Never ever do this. Never ever do this. Never ever do this. Never ever do this.
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Yes.
Maybe.
longest. article. ever.
Yes
Yes.
I did in 2008. Married in 2012 to that very lady
Had a nine month relationship with someone like this.
So you fled after the birth? Bastard.
Yes
Ohh, Gizmodo. Letting out your true feelings about failing to hit on a random girl on Facebook?
Hell yeah as long as you start with ‘how you soon’
Waiting…
Pretty silly asking people on here. Half of these cheeky chappies try and turn on the charm as soon as Kat makes an entrance. God knows what they’re like with people on their actual friends lists.
Dirty little bastids!
She’s an Aussie, very little charm required…just lager, lots of lager. And fried meat.
I’d give Kat my “fried meat” any day of the week
And with smooth talk like that she’d be putty in your hands you smooth talking devil you.
/sarcasm
If it looks like fried meat, you sir, are in trouble!
Ooh fried meat, I like fried meat can I have some?
Well it’s a good thing I ditched vegetarianism a few months back…
20:00, KFC, Friday, Peckham High street
Believe it or not, I’m actually well acquainted with Peckham High Street’s numerous chicken joints…
I chose KFC as its a bit more upmaket than Morleys or Chicken cottage, and i’m a gentleman like that….
The lager is for you, as a marinade. The fried meat is for her; as an offering to your god before she eviscerates you and chucks you on the barbie wrapped in you’re own entrails….
this is also known as ‘throwing a shrimp on the barbie’
Austrians don’t use the work “barbie”
*word
What do Austrians use then?
Barbecue or Grill
Well, it’s a good thing Kat isn’t Austrian then, or my comment would make no sense whatsoever…
Classic. You are telling an Australian what words Australians don’t use and can’t even spell Australian or indeed work. I am assuming you are using an iPhone.
Oops, it’s catching. I meant word, which you have spelt or autocorrected as work.
“I am assuming you are using an iPhone.”
nope on a pc here.
So the spelling errors are all your own then
Brings a whole new meaning to the quote “throw *another* shrimp on the barbie…”
Look! There’s a girl! *sniggers*
Obviously not, to do so would actually require using facebook and that’s NEVER ok.
No. Definitely not. And Zooey Deschanel should obey her restraining order and quit annoying me!
Said me, never.
I feel this is Chris as he’s had a bad experience, but not publishing as him to save embarrassment
What’s worse is sending them photos you took of them from inside their ceiling
When i view this on my S3, the post has “no, never ever…” blah blah, but when i view it on my phone, it only says “no.” why is that?
Haha, tl;dr