We all know that those hallowed centres of learning, Oxford and Cambridge, have some serious history. But some of it’s a bit grim — specifically, this human human skeleton, found by builders creepily close to an Oxford college, right next to a spent bullet casing. Suspicious.
The skeleton was unearthed by builders on Wednesday in the back quad of Wadham College, Oxford. Although the police turned up to have a poke around, they declared it a non-suspicious death, at least until they know the age of the skeleton. Chances are, though, that the skeleton is the remains of a monk, since the college used to be a monastery or priory or whatever it is that monks hang out in.
Even if the police are saying it’s non-suspicious, my guess is it gave the students the fright of their lives. Plus, Dan Brown now has material for at least another two books. Old Oxford Colleges, secret societies, skeletons buried next to bullet casings? Sounds like top-quality conspiracy fiction to me. [The Independent]













If anyone points out that it’s a skeleton in the ground, not a skeleton in the closet, they’ll find themselves buried with the freaking thing. Dead. In the ground.
surly no one here would do that
must resist must resist………………..
lightweight
i don’t like being shouted at
I have a new user name to live up to (as christened by Ms Hannaford) so :-
“Now This is What I Call a Skeleton in the Closet” , Funny, I’d call it a skeleton in the ground.
You’re going to find yourself one dead pedantic bastard if you’re not careful
Well yes, If I’m not careful I could step out into traffic and get hit by a car or something. Fortunately I always use the green cross code.
You’ve definitely never stopped, looked or listened before hitting “submit” on a comment
Very, very true. But you love me for it.
No time for that, He’ll just edit them later once we get the appropriate button.
Its a skeleton in the ground….sorry
Couldn’t resist
Could have gone with ‘Skeleton in the Cloister’ and pleaded dyslexia to the pun police…
I don’t know about you but I don’t tend to have mud and dirt in my wardrobe… The skeleton on the other hand…
I discovered mud and dirt in my wardrobe once, in fact there was a whole kingdom called Narnia. Sold it to some property developers.
Mind you, it isn’t a human skeleton it seems to be half human half horse.
What kind of casing?
Pastry