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I don’t know what it is about MS Paint but it instantly lightens up any picture but it works magic. Just take a look at PornEdits, a website that takes porn scenes and transforms them into hilarious comics with the (lack of) power of MS Paint. I can’t get enough of it.
Surprisingly, it’s not that hard to change a sexual scene to something totally safe for work as long as you’re creative with your use of long instruments, long noses, long bananas, long vases, long ropes and anything long. Double points if you recognise the porno these MS paint wizards got their scene from. Check out more PornEdits here.
[Porn SFW via BoingBoing]
The Porn Folder of All Porn Folders
An Incredibly Trippy Ode to MS-DOS
This Is Not a Comic Book
Aaand Gizmodo’s delay on ‘news’ is taken to new heights.
These images have been on the Internet for YEARS. Just because you only just happened to find them now doesn’t make them article worthy.
Gizmodo, as far as I’m aware, is meant to report on the latest (key word there) gadget news, amongst other news that may interest the demographic of gadget enthusiasts. This clearly doesn’t meet those standards, and there have been several articles of late on Gizmodo that have also failed to impress, either with significant delays or with inaccurate or outright untrue reporting of news (e.g. The North Korean 2nd rockets ‘failure’ reported here.)
As a reader, could we please see some better background checks on articles BEFORE they are published? I don’t think it’s too much to ask for.
Agreed, Gizmodo has been letting things slide recently. The quality of the articles have been poor at best. I recently commented on an article about the Avalanches song highlighting that it was thirteen years old, and not a new example of using technology to create music. Low and behold, they took the article down. I come to Gizmodo for science, tech and related news. Some of the articles recently have been amateur to say the least. I’ve found myself going elsewhere to get the kind of articles I want to read on tech and science.
And don’t get me started on that Jesus Diaz fella…
With you on that.
To be fair, Giz (UK, US or anywhere else) has never been exclusively about science & tech. I suppose you could say (if you really MUST pidgeonhole them) that they cover “nerd culture”.
And lord knows we nerds love our porn!
Apologies for the delay, I only just saw your comment.
The post you commented on was a Soundtrack post — it’s basically a daily article from the US site where one staffer posts a song that’s helping power them through the day. They post all manner of songs; some from the ’70s and earlier, so yup, they’re not meant to be cutting-edge releases or anything. I took it down because that one you commented on was never supposed to have been published on the UK site — we’ve got a new person working after-hours for us, and they weren’t aware we don’t take the Soundtrack posts from the US site. (The reason we don’t is because we don’t want to take every single post from the US site, otherwise we’ll be publishing over 100 posts a day, and unfortunately the Soundtrack posts don’t do brilliant traffic, so I decided we wouldn’t take them, after a few weeks of us launching back in 2011)
We’ve never been just a tech and science site; how long have you been reading Giz for? If you want straight tech and science, I’m sure there are many other sites around that can help you out there.
What are you talking about? Go through the first few pages and count how many posts are not related to current technology.
Also, if you want news go to a news website; who the f*ck gets their news fix from a blog? Did someone tell you Gizmodo is a news site?
Christ on a bike!
Why are you all stressing so much! No one forces you to read the article! I havent come across this before and it made me chuckle so Cheers Casey!
And I totally agree with Emmanuel!
I also agree. Gizmodo has started to feel a little like a blog where people who randomly surf the net post things they’ve stumbled upon. Feeling less and less like a serious tech blog.
There was a post by Kat somewhere a while back saying that Gizmod just a tech sight nor is it always serious..
English please.
Hi Martin — can I please direct you to my reply to @phatchief666′s comment?
“who the f*ck gets their news fix from a blog?”
*raises hand*
It does amuse me how stuff like this slips through. OLLLLLLDIE (but a goodie)
seriously what next giz. an article on a brand new invention called the wheel
Thanks Giz.
Had managed to avoid seeing goatse for several years! Glad to see hes still doing the rounds, but with painted pants on. Thanks.
Who’s the actress in the leading photo?