Michael Bay’s Armageddon would have ended a lot differently had the writers known that one day a company would create a pair of jeggings—by themselves a creation we should be ashamed of—with a built-in bulging pocket for smartphones. Instead of sending a mining crew into space to destroy the asteroid, they would have probably just let it run its course and wipe out the planet, preventing this fashion tragedy from occurring.
And if the Valencia jeggings seem somewhat familiar, it’s because they’re from a company called Alphyn Industries who were previously responsible for a pair of jeans with a similar easy-access pocket for your phone. Presumably they sold well enough to warrant this follow-up attempt that will be available come March for a yet to be determined price. [Alphyn Industries via Chip Chick]













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aaaaaand the bigger picture, is that more women’s clothing needs pockets…
less phones getting left in toilets / stolen out of bags
phone insurance goes down
I don’t understand why women’s clothes are so pocket deprived.
im not sure i even understand your statement…
ahh, i see why…
understand and women in the same sentence…
Because more women hold handbags then men hold manbags…
If men didn’t have pockets they would always need bags but since straight men dont like holding handbags we need pockets.
I just stared at the breasts for a few seconds, thought “I would” and that is what I got from this article. I wish getting sex with women who weren’t dirty was easy, I’m too lazy to do the whole trying to impress thing, so I’m stuck with some girl I just use for easy sex, though to be fair I don’t see what she is getting out of it.
She’s getting your amazing personality?
I just think she’s one of these people who likes being treated like shit, I ignore her most the time but she wont leave me alone. I’ve just gotten to the point where I want sex but I cannot be bothered to make any effort to get it. I want her to piss off cause she is needy and it isn’t attractive, but… I’d just stay in and masturbate for the rest of my life if not as I am so lazy.
How would they take a call…?
Seeing a girl wear these whilst using a maps app or turn by turn navigation would be hilarious.
Alphyn leggings: Approved by The Ministry of Silly Walks