Ever wished you were someone that you’re not? Yeah, we get that feeling all the time — and today we’re powering up our PCs and doing something about it with a couple of cheap ‘n’ cheerful simulation games.
For starters, we’re pretending to be governmental hospital slayer Jeremy Hunt by firing a £2.99 copy of Theme Hospital into the computer and then shutting down wards and transferring vital services to the private sector. It’s FUN! Later, we’ll take things up another notch and install Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, which is available in its Platinum incarnation for a mere £3.25. Although we think it’s supposed to be pronounced ‘rollycoaster’…
- Poland to Hong Kong, Singapore, Maldives, Tokyo & other destinations - fares from £304.
- Medal Of Honor: Warfighter (PS3) — yours for £11.49.
- Nail’d (PC) — only 64p with code.
- Need For Speed: Most Wanted (PS Vita) – only £14.99.
- LG/Google Nexus 4 back in stock — 8GB for £239, 16gb for £279 (plus shipping).
- Hyundai X600 7″ Dual Core tablet – only £65.12.
- ASUS N55SL gaming laptop — now £649.00.

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Someone prod EA until they release Theme Hospital for Android!
There’s been an open source port kicking around for a while: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=uk.co.armedpineapple.cth
It’s not so much a port as a ground-up rewrite that uses media resources from the original game. A few of the game mechanics still haven’t been implemented.
That’s exactly what I’ve just obtained!
CorsixTH sort-of runs on Android. The Windows version is pretty decent these days.
I tried running Theme Hospital in Windows 8 recently and promptly gave up. DOSBox and CorsixTH are viable alternatives.
corsixth still crashes too often to be able to play out 2-3 full levels….
Hopefully the march update will fix it.
“I Can Totally Do a Better Job Than Cameron”
Really, a beheaded chimp could do a better job than that cunt. If you currently didn’t have a leader, debatable if we do, I reckon the economy would be doing better.
you are a straight up moron. Best leader in the past 20 years.
I’m inclined to agree – whether it’s the right one or not, he actually has an opinion which can be the basis for a healthy debate on a subject bringing a useful outcome.
Certainly better than “Well we wouldn’t have done it that way.”
Fucking hell, we got a nazi in the house
Theme Hospital had some of the best in-game announcements ever!
“Patients, please have your wallets at the ready…”
Patients are asked not to die in the corridors.
Messers Burke & Hare to the rear entrance please!