Know what’s fun? Greeting the new year with a bottle of something bubbly grasped firmly in your grubby little mitts. Know what’s less fun? Waking up in a pile of crisps and burnt-out sparklers, half-dressed with drawing all over your face. If this sounds remarkably similar to you this morning, here’s a checklist of things to get you through the day. Happy 2013 y’all. [Innocent]














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This is exactly what I did, and I feel fine ^_^!
Happy new year you guyssssss!
I still feel pretty rotten. Then again, I felt like I was getting sick before we started last night, so that might be contributing to it.
Used some of the advice anyway. Keys, money and phone all present and accounted for. I even somehow managed to end up with more money than I remember going out with, which I’m a little confused about since we were at a house party and nowhere near a cash point.
Ate a ridiculous amount of sushi and tempura and dumplings
Watched Undercover Brother and Super Mario Brothers
Gave my girlfriend shit for her shameful drunken antics. Neglected to apologise for my own
Spent most of the day on the sofa in my comfy clothes watching all sorts of feel good films, about to watch Rango then might think about hitting the sack as its 2am