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Commemorate your recent continental travels and turn any loaf of bread into a pile of shredded crumbs with this trio of knives that feature serrated edges mirroring the silhouettes of the Alps. Pricing and availability haven’t been locked down yet, but the famous peaks include the Zurich Panorama, the Lake of Constance Panorama, and the Berner Alps Panorama. They’re all about form, not function, so make sure you have a way to display them instead of burying the set in a knife block. [PanoramaKnife via swissmiss]
These Working Gadgets are Made of Bread
For the Gluten-Intolerant, a Better-Tasting Bread. Finally.
Send Your Bread Through This Tunnel of Toast In the Morning
So when I slash someone’s throat I can be all like “Have some Lake of Constance you ignorant fuck…”
Maybe you could use the Alps to saw through the bone.
Or walk up to a banker and say “Zurich would like a word….!”