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Gentlemen, brace yourselves: once upon a time, you were a girl. Strictly speaking, when you were just an overgrown ball of cells in the womb you were female—but fortunately a few things happened along the way to ensure you were all man by birth.
This video explains the whole process, which boils down to the fact that the early stages of development are dictated by the X chromosome, common to both male and female. After a while though, the male Y chromosome kicks in—and brings with it cock, balls and all. [ASAP Science]
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ermm.. dont they teach in schools anymore.. we learnt this when i was in year 9 and we were covering genetics and family traits etc.. i guess with the cotton wool mother hood these days, actual teaching is a bit too violent,.. much better to let little Timmy play GTA and learn off youtube..
This is still part of the current, Scottish, education system.
They do, but the video maker is American, and it obviously isn’t over there.
oh thats my bad, i forgot Americans think the stalk brings you and that god then puts you fully grown into the womb before giving the stalk a receipt and some water for the flight home.. sorry..
I’m assuming the stalk is flying economy, while the stork brings its own wings?
PUNCHES SELF IN FACE** Maybe i should be American..
Now now, let’s not be too hasty….
The other day i did a presentation at work about dual file creation for some VOD services.. and on the header slide i put DUEL not DUAL.. FFS.. i need to stop trying to type when im half watching TV!! lol
Not everyone takes Bio at school. Physics and Chemistry was more my thing at the time
I learnt about this a few years after leaving when I took an interest in it in my free time though
oh really, in the UK all kids do all of them to GCSE, (16 years old, called year 11) from then onwards its pretty much your choice,
I’m with the Orang. I did Standard Grades, not GCSEs and I didn’t do biology or chemistry. I did “Science” in first and second year and Physics from then on in.
I did learn some fundamental biology behind the stairwell in 4th year, but I’m glad to say that no teachers were involved.
Just to clarify, it was a grubby sexual encounter – the time I ate chewing gum that was stuck to the underside of the hand rail and ended up with a sore tummy wasn’t till 6th year.
I have to ask,, what are standard grades? i have never heard of anything over than GCSE in the UK and before that i think it was called GSE but that was when my dad was at school?
I’m pretty ignorant about the English system but I think Standard Grades are roughly equivalent to GCSE. Scottish pupils then do elective Highers (sometimes intermediate or advanced Highers depending on the school). I think Advanced Highers are equivalent to A-Levels.
Used to be O-Grade which I think is the equivalent to the old GCE O-Levels in England, Wales and NI.
OIC.. i never knew Scotland had a different education system, i only knew you dont pay fees for uni.. lucky.. im still like 20K in debt for my education..!
Standard grades are part of the Scottish system, and are slightly lower down the ladder than GCSEs. They also have Higher Grade, which are slightly lower than A Levels. For example, where you might need three A levels for a University place, you’d need five Highers.
I didn’t learn about the born a female part =/
And this gents is why us males have nipples!
Now if only they worked. Could be useful for when. I run out of milk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
You’re welcome.
The nightmares are free.
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
“It can be due to dysregulation of certain hormones or local causes such as excessive nipple stimulation.”
You know, that might just work if you do it for long enough…
Why are you people learning in school? My Upper school was just fights every day, teachers getting beat up and leaving constantly, like always had sub teachers who left the next day lol. Most of us just ended up getting drunk a lot, smoking weed and shagging. I didn’t go into school for 2 months in year 11, got a G/F who was two years older and ended up shagging her most the time lol.
Those were the days, my school was so rough, barely any white people, like to the point I was a minority lol. Got expelled in Year 11 though just cause I threw water over the P.E teachers top to see her breasts cause she never wore a Bra… like wear a bra bitch.
cool story bro.
http://global3.memecdn.com/cool-story-bro_o_835920.jpg
Why are you people learning in school? My Upper school was just fights every day, teachers getting beat up and leaving constantly, like always had sub teachers who left the next day lol. Most of us just ended up getting drunk a lot, smoking weed and shagging. I didn’t go into school for 2 months in year 11, got a G/F who was two years older and ended up shagging her most the time lol.
Those were the days, my school was so rough, barely any white people, like to the point I was a minority lol. Got expelled in Year 11 though just cause I threw water over the P.E teachers top to see her breasts cause she never wore a Bra… like wear a bra bitch.
Cool story bro. So cool you told it twice in fact.
[img]http://global3.memecdn.com/cool-story-bro_o_835920.jpg[/img]
This explains a lot about you..
I dunno I didn’t realise people actually learnt at school, like seriously the schools I went to it was always fights and people shouting in class and the teacher refusing to teach us until we shut up… so obviously no one did.
Now I see all these people actually doing work and all these emo fags and people doing work at school and wonder what the hell is going on. Like guys now shave their balls n shit, I always thought that is what Gays do but now girls expect it? Wtf? Can fuck off if you think I’m shaving my balls.
Don’t get the youth of today.
Just use Veet man, you get all the silky smoothness without the razors and the blood and the pain
Use tweezers
Aahh… Good to see Giz UK finally attracting the target audience here!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why most of you guys like cock so much.
Mwahahahahhaaaargh!
Shit! I was too bloody late to tell the joke!
Oh my god! I’m shocked by the news of this post! No, not because I didn’t know I was once a female, physiologically speaking.
Even in my 3rd world state funded fundamental school I was thought about it, and somehow it was new to a guy who was educated in the UK! You were supposed to be very well aware of it, like a Sir
Phew, so that’s why I’ve been pissing blood over the last couple of days. It’s just my ‘time’ of the month!
Be careful, you can now get pregnant from your own sperm!
In that case I must be expecting triplets because my gut is massive*! Congratulations!
*it’s not.
Yes I know this very well. I am nostalgically fond of my vagina.
Soon stop-motion super-simplified marker pen drawings will be the only form of learning on the planet.