The BBC's unbearably smug sports quiz has set an incredible new shark-jumping record. It got all of its cauliflower-eared, guffawing ex-sport stars to do a version of the Harlem Shake meme that's currently horrifying every sane person on the internet. It makes you long for the good old days of Gangnam Style.

Such formerly respected British sports stars as Micheal Vaughan, Austin Healey and Phil Tufnell took part in the horrific portrayal of the awful internet joke, doing their finest sexy dances in the studio to win the affections of ageless host Sue Barker. At least this grim media outrage ought to kill this miserable meme stone dead. [BBC]