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Hey, Alicia Keys. I totally love that new Drake single you’re quoting, too. But you’re BlackBerry’s official Creative Director and Spokesmom and that’s an iPhone you’re tweeting from.
In Mrs. Swizz Beatz’s defense, she had been tweeting from her BlackBerry, but it seems like the iPhone might be her personal phone. The Apple device is definitely her side piece, if not her number one gadget, despite that awkwardly long metaphor she made on stage last month about breaking up with iOS at the launch of BlackBerry 10. Perhaps two weeks in, she got sick of the Z10 and said screw it. No one likes a cheater, Alicia.
The new BB is so lackluster though, it’s like what they shoulda done 2 years ago.
A shame hat-trick on the way.
Shame, you’re Blackberry’s Creative Director.
Shame, you have an iPhone.
Shame, your grammar is off. It’s we’re, not were.
At least she has the grammer level of most Blackberry users.
‘Grammar’
I claim that to be intentional irony.
I will also murder anyone who suggests otherwise.
Looks like she has now deleted that tweet.
Probably to rewrite it with a Blackberry. Hope the grammar is up to par this time.
I like the way Alicia ‘Keys’ is the creative director for the only phone manufacturer that makes smartphones that actually have ‘Keys’. Did they do this on purpose?
Normally I’d mock her too but having gawked at her, mere yards away at the front row for about an hour and a half once at an intimate gig she did a number of years ago, I have nothing but love for the old girl.
I meant gawped!
Seriously though, she was amazing….her voice was sublime…and for those few occasions we made eye contact…I was in love.
She’s shit.
I’m gonna cut you motherfucker!!!!!
Please, start with the ears.
She grammar is disappoint me.
All her grammar is belong to us
In a mediocre attempt to save face, she’s claiming she was hacked!
“What the h*ll?!!!! Looks like I’ve been hacked… I like @Drake but that wasn’t my tweet
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Good save, bro.