There’s a game. It’s from Japan. It’s called Custom Maid 3D. It comes with a very unique controller which, and there’s no nice way of phrasing this, you stick your little chap into and hump away in front of images of computer generated ladies.
The controller, which is called Ju-C Air and resembles Sony’s PlayStation Move controller, comes complete with a little analogue stick on its bulbous end, with the device apparently able to sense the angle and strength of your sexy thrusting. The ladies on screen also react to your… movements. It sounds like an absolutely charming party game.
It’s also Not Safe For Work in the slightest, so don’t click these links if your IT department is in the habit of watching what you watch and confronting you with print-outs at the end of the day. [Custom Maid 3D [NSFW] via Kotaku]













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Who cleans up after you get the high score
You don’t. You keep it all in there, and after a few years you take a photo of it and post it on r/wtf.
*shudder* cumbox
A wild Redditor has appeared!
I knew I’d find one on here someday.
Only in Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRbsZlavIg
Skip to 6:20 if you want to see the best bit. It actually made me laugh out loud.
Just learnt how to do the Youtube time signature thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRbsZlavIg#t=06m20s
hahaha omg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0byu6HE_eYY here is the english review you have been waiting for
Cant stop laughing at the english review
worth watching
oh japan, you crazy bitch.
why not with current tech actually have video women, rather than cartoon little girls. are they all freaky paedos over there?
Have you ever seen “realistic” 3D porn? It’s like the textbook definition of the uncanny valley.
i mean why not just use real actors. hell i remember virtual porn years ago.
i just dont get the obsession in japan for little girls. freaks me out.
It’s already a thing just google realtouch
could they not combine this with a Nintendo wii remote and then they could synchronise the animations with the user
or they could make a musical version called
…
‘Cock Band’
I think it’s already synchronised…
doh, i should have read it properly lol
So… it has come to this
http://xkcd.com/1022/
Oh My… *in the voice of George Takei*