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Jetpacks are one of the most crucial ingredients to the delicious bouillabaisse we call The Future. But before you get carried away with visions of aerial commutes and Rocketeerian heroism, it’s important to remember the real reason you want one: to escape. Everything. All the time.
And you know what? I don’t blame you one bit. [Poorly Drawn Lines via Tastefully Offensive via The High Definite]
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She needs to take this conversation underground.
Or somewhere with a ceiling fan
I propose grappling hook as an alternate solution.
jet powered grappling hooks!
Fuel costs went up. Congestion is annoying, other people in your car is annoying. We all get why we want one.
because getting to work each day will be like playing atari lunar lander.
It’s going to be a bloodbath.
I can’t think of a single situation which wouldn’t be improved by a jetpack.
Child birth?
Strap one to the baby inside the womb & it won’t take several hours to come out anymore…
Good point. Jetpacks for the NHS!