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The Pope’s stepping down, and technically any Catholic man can become the one closest to God. But, why would you want to? How about immense wealth, power, and your very own police force and principality? Yeah, sounds awesome. So, how exactly do you go about doing that? [CGPGrey]
So How Exactly Do Snowflakes Become Frozen Works of Art?
The Pope Has Chosen Android
How a Pope's Chalice Is Made
Secretly being made pope is actually an award for shagging the most alter boys without being caught.
/thread
If Jesus re-appeared and was accepted as such by the Vatican would he become The Pope by default or would he have to follow all the rules still?
(excluding the fact he’d probably destroy The Church for all the sins carried out in its name).
Jesus? Is he that zombie guy from that ancient story book?
Yes but technically Lazarus was the first zombie
No, you’re thinking of Steve Jobs http://i.imgur.com/gLDqO.jpg
Technically speaking the current pope would have to make way for him. He cann now be elected by enunciation that is all the cardinal say the name of the person they would like to elect (supposedly moved by the holy spirit to do so) since Jesus is likely to kill anyone with his Krull style Glave this is most likely a given.
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4057/picture5ex1.jpg
Provided he defeated the giant spider first.
Would he choose the Catholic church or the Protestant church? Tbh he’d probably tell them all to stfu and wise up.
Man this system is rigged, I am never going to get to be pope
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Not with that attitude you won’t!
Don’t forget, you also need some antimatter. stolen from the LHC from CERN in Switzerland.
Heh Angels & Demons references..
when i become pope i shall change my name to Adam Dom
so i will be called
PopeADom
If I remember correctly your current vehicle sounds more than halfway to a Popemobile as well
hahaha that it does
i just need to practice my wave 
*waves