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The scene: a woman goes to buy a cake for, oh, let’s say her cat Whiskers’s birthday. She decides to put a photo of Whiskers’s face on top of the cake because oh isn’t that fun and also she’s a very lonely woman. She hands the baker a USB drive and asks that she use the photo. The baker smiles and nods because English is her second language and because this customer asking for a flash drive on a cake is clearly insane and should be dealt with accordingly. The result, as you can see, is glorious.
Now, with the limited information we have, we may never know the real story. Maybe the flash drive held a picture of the flash drive itself. Maybe it was all a filthy lie in one woman’s quest for Internet infamy. Maybe Kim Dotcom’s encryption methods are even more elaborate and/or delicious than anyone could have ever dreamed. Or maybe, just maybe, the stars briefly aligned as one woman’s broken English met another’s overly complicated request to create the perfect storm of USB pastries. [Imgur via Twitter user Brian Harris]
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Does seem fake, like you say.
That cake looks horrid anyway. It probably cost £1
We seem to bbe getting things of Reddit a lot lately.
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you want cakes then see here
https://www.facebook.com/MissCakehead?fref=ts
nice! try http://www.facebook.com/pages/Melissa-Cakes/134529153284724?sk=photos_stream
check out the louis vuitton bag with a damn chickens head hanging outta it ha!.
haha how does a request for a cake like that even come about pmsl
Interesting article, said no-one.
I am the person who ordered the cake and I’m here to tell my story. We put it in the freezer and we’re still eating it.
Here is the original tale I sent to Cakewrecks:
“Last week I ordered a photo cake (you can see this coming, right?) at ShopRite for my friend Craig’s birthday. I spoke to a girl at the counter; filled out a short form; gave her my USB device with one photo on it; and she put the form and the USB in a bag. On the comments area, I wrote: “fill cake area with photo.”
The evening I was supposed to pick up the cake, I called ahead to see if I could pick it up a little later – on my way to the party. The girl on the phone went to look for my cake and came back and said, “The only cake I see here has a USB device on it.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I think the lady who does the cakes scanned the USB drive and put it on the cake.”
“What!? How did this happen? I’m not paying for that, but I want it!”
“Oh, of course not. I think the baker hasn’t been in this country for very long. Will you hold while I talk to my boss?”
Over the next hour, Lorraine, the nice girl who got stuck with irate me, called me back several times as her boss talked her through making a photo cake with the correct photo for the first time because the other baker was not there.
Both result are attached, plus a little bonus I received in the bag with my returned USB.”
Don’t be cynical, folks. Keep doing nice, silly things for you friends and fun will always follow. I have more photos if you need proof.