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Coco Brown, whose work I’m surprisingly not exactly familiar with but has appeared in adult masterpieces like Big Booty Bomb 2, is training to become the first porn star to ever go to space. She’s already paid £60,000 to be part of a SpaceXC mission for 2014 and has already gone through anti-gravity training for the trip to space.
But before you get your hopes up for Space Sex or zero-gravity porn with astronauts or the logistical nightmare of the money shot, Brown is already warning the entire galaxy that she will not be having sex in space. She told The Sun:
“Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult… You just really don’t have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together.”
Totally sensible! But still, disappointing. To her credit, Brown says she may pop her boob out “and take a photo of it with Earth in the background.” That’s pretty much the reason why we decided to go to space in the first place, right? To see a boob and Earth at the same time. Poetry in a picture.
Anyway, check out Coco Brown run through some zero gravity drills in this video. She looks like she has a pretty good handle on it. [The Sun via BetaBeat]
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Hopefully they leave her behind when they come back down to Earth.
I was going to give you a like towards a star but I changed my mind and starred you instead. Good One!
Sending someone that looks under 60 would have been a better advertisement for the porn industry. But I guess it’s nice to know that space travel is becoming so accessible that anyone can do it. Sign me up!!!!!!!
She does look a little crusty.
I’d worry about burning up on re-entry.
Space Corps Directive 34124 comes to mind.
So she will become a Major Tom then
there has already been a porno filmed in zero gravity anyway lol and a cum shot haha