This exercise in futility is Samsung's first official teaser for its forthcoming Galaxy S4 Android model, which tells us nothing about the phone. In fact, it's so awful it actually makes us less interested in the final product and more likely to buy something from LG or a £19.99 Alcatel instead.
The promotional clip for the S4 and its March launch shows a boy being invited to look after... oh god, it's just such a waste of time. Click the play button up there and watch it. You have to feel sorry for people given the job of making a teaser video. They can't show anything. It's always going to be disappointing. Like a vegetarian starter. [YouTube]