Do You Reckon These Bacon Condoms Are an Early April Fool's?

By Chris Mills on at

With the first of next month just round the corner, it's quite possible that these bacon condoms are nothing but a joke. In fact, I dearly hope that they're a joke, because the alternative -- a condom that 'makes your meat look like meat' really existing is terryifying and undoubtedly signals the end of civilisation as we know it.

The makers, J&D Foods, aren't exactly in uncharted waters here. Previously, they've made a bacon-flavoured lube (which actually started out as an April Fool's joke, so there's precedent here), not to mention an entire shop of beautiful porky goodness. Still, if these bacon prophylactics are actually a real thing, it's surely their crowning glory/darkest moment. In their own words:

J&D's Bacon Condoms™ are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex.  Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you're makin' Bacon.  As an added bonus, J&D's baconlube™ ultra premium water based meat flavored personal lubricant has been generously applied inside and out for an even more hot pork experience.

If that's got you all hot and bothered, then a) you're weird, and b) sorry, but you can't buy them yet -- they're listed as 'out of stock'. What a shame. [J&D Foods]