Ugh. Everything. Right? Time to walk over to the bookshelf and vent some aggression with this extremely compact and heavily designed £530 speaker. This is the life.
The Adsum Detonator has two-way passive radiators, magnesium and aluminium cone subwoofers, two 19mm dual-ring radiator tweeters, and a frequency response between 65Hz and 40 Khz. It seems like they're vaguely in the league of the Bowers & Wilkins PM1 or even the Cue Acoustics PS1, but they're just starting to ship. Keep the Detonator on your nightstand and you'll never sleep through your alarm again. [BornRich]